Religion and Ethics Forum
Religion and Ethics Discussion => Christian Topic => Topic started by: SqueakyVoice on November 27, 2015, 04:24:13 PM
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When I was 5, I prayed to God and asked him for a bike for Christmas.
But I didn't get a bike.
When I was 6, I prayed to God and asked him for a bike for Christmas.
But I didn't get a bike.
When I was 7, I realised that prayer doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
And I got a bike!
(C) Emo Philips
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Apparently Emo Phillips was about to go on stage but couldn't because ''He felt a little funny''...........His manager told him to get on quick before it wore off.
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That is short version of the original joke