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Title: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: SqueakyVoice on May 07, 2016, 07:08:39 PM: http://gu.com/p/4jvne

He should have driven more Caerphilly.

Apparently as cheese collasped around him he shouted "YARG!"

Sigh, I'm wasted on you lot.
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: Shaker on May 07, 2016, 07:10:36 PM: Not me - I used to be a fork lift driver more years ago than I want to think about ::)
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: Jack Knave on May 07, 2016, 07:38:53 PM: That's whey over the top Squeaky!!!
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: Walt Zingmatilder on May 07, 2016, 08:12:59 PM: Quote from: Shaker on May 07, 2016, 07:10:36 PM
Not me - I used to be a fork lift driver more years ago than I want to think about ::)
I worked in a warehouse once and a fork lift driver ran over someone]s foot and ran over it again as he was reversing to see what all the fuss was about.
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: SqueakyVoice on May 07, 2016, 08:23:44 PM: When a spokesperson was asked if they'd finished clearing up the cheese, he replied,

"No, there's Stiltons."
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: Rhiannon on May 07, 2016, 08:25:35 PM: He deserves a grilling, but it will start to grate after a while.
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: Rhiannon on May 07, 2016, 08:33:35 PM: Best not to fetashise these cheese jokes though. That wouldn't be very mature.
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: Gordon on May 07, 2016, 08:35:44 PM: He clearly wasn't sufficiently Caerphilly.
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: Walt Zingmatilder on May 07, 2016, 08:38:56 PM: Edam well make sure it doesn't happen again.
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: Walt Zingmatilder on May 07, 2016, 08:41:18 PM: In Birmingham this sort of thing is considered a gruyere-ea
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: Walt Zingmatilder on May 07, 2016, 08:43:04 PM: Quote from: Jonique Anoo on May 07, 2016, 08:41:18 PM
In Birmingham this sort of thing is considered a gruyere-ea
Sorry I said Birmingham...it should, of course. have Red Leicester.
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: Walt Zingmatilder on May 07, 2016, 08:45:34 PM: Quote from: SqueakyVoice on May 07, 2016, 07:08:39 PM
http://gu.com/p/4jvne

He should have driven more Caerphilly.

Yes he could have driven with more Kraft.
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: Rhiannon on May 07, 2016, 09:11:11 PM: This is driving me crackers. I'm in such a pickle.
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: SqueakyVoice on May 07, 2016, 09:20:08 PM: All joking aside, the poor bloke's been through a traumatic experience.

You've gouda feel sorry for him.
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: Gordon on May 07, 2016, 09:28:24 PM: I'd imagine he got a telling-off from the boss: lock, stock and two smokin' babybells.
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: Brownie on May 08, 2016, 05:26:19 AM: Definitely out of orda, Health & Safety needs tightening across the board.
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: Bubbles on May 08, 2016, 07:24:50 AM: Omg! You lot can be so cheesy sometimes ;)
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: floo on May 08, 2016, 08:05:22 AM: Quote from: SqueakyVoice on May 07, 2016, 07:08:39 PM
http://gu.com/p/4jvne

He should have driven more Caerphilly.

Apparently as cheese collasped around him he shouted "YARG!"

Sigh, I'm wasted on you lot.

Hardly the stuff of jokes, poor man!
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: L.A. on May 08, 2016, 09:20:56 AM: He must have been driving like Halloumi!
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: Gonnagle on May 08, 2016, 09:36:59 AM: Dear Squeaky,

You and old Septic Toe are kings on this forum for the corny gag, God Bless you both ;) you could say you are the Big Cheese's on this forum, no you could, no honestly you could, no no really 8)

Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holey.

Gonnagle.
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: L.A. on May 08, 2016, 09:40:19 AM: Quote
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holey.

Surely it must be those Dutch ones with the baby Cheeses!
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: ippy on May 08, 2016, 10:25:46 AM: Perhaps he should have used a cheese fork lift?

ippy
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: Shaker on May 08, 2016, 10:33:43 AM: Can't say I'm fondue all these puns.
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: L.A. on May 08, 2016, 11:10:07 AM: Quote from: Shaker on May 08, 2016, 10:33:43 AM
Can't say I'm fondue all these puns.

You should un-Feta you imagination.
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: Brownie on May 08, 2016, 11:12:59 AM: He asked his boss about compensation the reply was, ''Hard cheese''.
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: L.A. on May 08, 2016, 11:21:46 AM: Quote from: Brownie on May 08, 2016, 11:12:59 AM
He asked his boss about compensation the reply was, ''Hard cheese''.
Err . . . what are you going to use that Roquefort?
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: ippy on May 08, 2016, 01:11:14 PM: This lot are whey too much.

ippy
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: Shaker on May 08, 2016, 01:19:28 PM: Curd you Brie any dafter, ippy?
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: ippy on May 08, 2016, 04:00:16 PM: Quote from: Shaker on May 08, 2016, 01:19:28 PM
Curd you Brie any dafter, ippy?

I'm not sure I like your manur Shakes.

ippy
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: Walt Zingmatilder on May 08, 2016, 04:05:12 PM: Look............ enough is enough.

I didn't think there was anything worse about antitheists than their swivel eyed attitude to religion but now I've seen their Cheese jokes I wish they would just get back to their attacks on ''rancid priests'' and ''Stinking Bishops''
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: L.A. on May 08, 2016, 04:06:59 PM: For anyone who isn't totally cheesed-off yet, we have:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWDdd5KKhts
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: ippy on May 08, 2016, 04:33:22 PM: Quote from: L.A. on May 08, 2016, 04:06:59 PM
For anyone who isn't totally cheesed-off yet, we have:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWDdd5KKhts

Python, the best comedy show ever, treat it with respect, I still greve their passing, Vlad

ippy
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: Shaker on May 08, 2016, 05:22:33 PM: Quote from: Jonique Anoo on May 08, 2016, 04:05:12 PM
Look............ enough is enough.

I didn't think there was anything worse about antitheists than their swivel eyed attitude to religion but now I've seen their Cheese jokes I wish they would just get back to their attacks on ''rancid priests'' and ''Stinking Bishops''
If you have a problem with the thread tell Gordonzola about it.

(Sorry).
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: Brownie on May 08, 2016, 06:26:52 PM: Quote from: Jonique Anoo on May 08, 2016, 04:05:12 PM
Look............ enough is enough.

I didn't think there was anything worse about antitheists than their swivel eyed attitude to religion but now I've seen their Cheese jokes I wish they would just get back to their attacks on ''rancid priests'' and ''Stinking Bishops''

Yeah Jon, we have no empathy with the poor bloke. Just imagine if it was you, covered in cheddar, pastyereyes.
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: Gonnagle on May 08, 2016, 06:53:51 PM: Dear Shaker,

Tell Gordonzola :-[ :-[ that's the winner, we can now officially close the Cheesy gag thread, please Mods, close the thread before some one gets hurt :o :o

I have just cycled 16 miles, that flaming ball in the sky makes you do bloody silly things :o :o >:(

Gonnagle.
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: ippy on May 08, 2016, 08:15:47 PM: Quote from: Gonnagle on May 08, 2016, 06:53:51 PM
Dear Shaker,

Tell Gordonzola :-[ :-[ that's the winner, we can now officially close the Cheesy gag thread, please Mods, close the thread before some one gets hurt :o :o

I have just cycled 16 miles, that flaming ball in the sky makes you do bloody silly things :o :o >:(

Gonnagle.

You're right Gonners, it's starting to get my goat too.

ippy
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: Jack Knave on May 10, 2016, 07:27:09 PM: I'm impressed. You lot do know your cheeses. And some real vintage offerings as well.
Title: Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
Post by: SqueakyVoice on May 10, 2016, 07:31:24 PM: Talking about his ordeal the driver said he was getting really claustrophobic, until he felt the bries on his cheek.