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Title: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Steve H on November 30, 2024, 04:33:21 PM
Post your stories here.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0eneqxwd71o
Title: Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Nearly Sane on December 01, 2024, 11:16:48 AM


Traditional

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dpsXNlarAk8


And in looking for it I found this update on the story

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10307731/Grown-star-viral-nativity-video-29-says-shes-no-longer-embarrassed-clip.html
Title: Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Steve H on December 02, 2024, 09:08:10 AM
More musical brats:
https://youtu.be/ElHOnnadLn8?si=hfeaLx4zlDimBtjc
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Post by: Steve H on December 02, 2024, 10:48:38 AM
"I did think I did see all heaven before me, and the great God himself" - GF Handel, on completing the Hallelujah Chorus.

https://youtu.be/SXh7JR9oKVE?si=thH7FufcvYAHN_6_

If I ever got surprised by a Christmas flashmob, knowing my luck, they'd be singing "Ding Dong bloody Merrily On sodding High", which I detest.
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Post by: Alan Burns on December 03, 2024, 08:21:19 AM

Traditional

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dpsXNlarAk8


And in looking for it I found this update on the story

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10307731/Grown-star-viral-nativity-video-29-says-shes-no-longer-embarrassed-clip.html

Priceless!

thanks for this NS  :)
Title: Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Nearly Sane on December 04, 2024, 02:35:28 PM
The Magic Theatre - Christmas Lights


https://youtu.be/jMuCSVwLG9Y?si=h--vx-Yb5NMPnu83
Title: Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Nearly Sane on December 04, 2024, 06:47:22 PM
And another Brian Bilston
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Post by: Nearly Sane on December 05, 2024, 12:59:17 PM
Roger Nichols and The Small Circle of Friends - Snow Queen


https://youtu.be/MjRx9y4ISZc?si=R5GvQvNeBx3Srb_z
Title: Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Steve H on December 05, 2024, 02:55:35 PM
Another Christmas shopping mall flash mob.

https://youtu.be/9865b-K9s2w?si=yl1Ry_L5XCwRC274
Title: Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Nearly Sane on December 06, 2024, 07:25:26 AM
Chilly Gonzalez - - Snow Is Falling In Manhattan


https://youtu.be/17u_0mLekkU?si=9ucPIWOZCJUxyfUU
Title: Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Nearly Sane on December 09, 2024, 04:18:00 PM
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Post by: Nearly Sane on December 09, 2024, 04:42:44 PM
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Post by: bluehillside Retd. on December 09, 2024, 05:25:27 PM

Bugge Wesseltoft: In Dulce Jubilo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9VCSNYNfB8
Title: Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Nearly Sane on December 10, 2024, 05:22:09 PM
Bleachers - Merry Christmas, Please Don't Call


https://youtu.be/aBpYk9vuneE?si=ihEw8xvsDb0vyiUF
Title: Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Aruntraveller on December 10, 2024, 05:32:32 PM
I think I Post this song most years, so why should this year be any different.

Riu Riu Chiu - The Monkees:

https://youtu.be/JthZskazxKo
Title: Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Nearly Sane on December 12, 2024, 02:08:03 PM
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Post by: Nearly Sane on December 13, 2024, 11:11:44 AM
The Muppets - The Ringing Of The Bells


https://youtu.be/ysIzPF3BfpQ?si=6rjUQR3n-o2zvJEg
Title: Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Steve H on December 13, 2024, 11:47:55 AM
Christmas

The bells of waiting Advent ring,
The Tortoise stove is lit again
And lamp-oil light across the night
Has caught the streaks of winter rain
In many a stained-glass window sheen
From Crimson Lake to Hookers Green.

The holly in the windy hedge
And round the Manor House the yew
Will soon be stripped to deck the ledge,
The altar, font and arch and pew,
So that the villagers can say
'The church looks nice' on Christmas Day.

Provincial Public Houses blaze,
Corporation tramcars clang,
On lighted tenements I gaze,
Where paper decorations hang,
And bunting in the red Town Hall
Says 'Merry Christmas to you all'.

And London shops on Christmas Eve
Are strung with silver bells and flowers
As hurrying clerks the City leave
To pigeon-haunted classic towers,
And marbled clouds go scudding by
The many-steepled London sky.

And girls in slacks remember Dad,
And oafish louts remember Mum,
And sleepless children's hearts are glad.
And Christmas-morning bells say 'Come!'
Even to shining ones who dwell
Safe in the Dorchester Hotel.

And is it true? And is it true,
This most tremendous tale of all,
Seen in a stained-glass window's hue,
A Baby in an ox's stall ?
The Maker of the stars and sea
Become a Child on earth for me ?

And is it true ? For if it is,
No loving fingers tying strings
Around those tissued fripperies,
The sweet and silly Christmas things,
Bath salts and inexpensive scent
And hideous tie so kindly meant,

No love that in a family dwells,
No carolling in frosty air,
Nor all the steeple-shaking bells
Can with this single Truth compare -
That God was man in Palestine
And lives today in Bread and Wine.

John Betjeman
Title: Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Steve H on December 13, 2024, 12:05:39 PM
From the Towneley Second Shepherd's Pageant, 15th Century:

Third Shepherd [to the infant Jesus]


Hayll, derlyng dere,
Full of godhede.
I pray thee be nere
When that I have nede.
Hayll, swete is thy chere.
My hart wold blede
To se thee sytt here
In so poore wede
With no pennys.
Hayll, put furth thy dall;
I bryng thee bot a ball.
Have and play thee withall
And go to the tenys.
Title: Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Nearly Sane on December 13, 2024, 12:14:59 PM
Glasgow Central, Christmas 1964. Long shadows and fairy lights at Glasgow Central, Christmas 1964 Oscar Marzaroli
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Post by: Aruntraveller on December 13, 2024, 12:16:05 PM
Fab photograph.
Title: Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Nearly Sane on December 13, 2024, 12:26:07 PM
Fab photograph.
I was talking to Gordon, his grandson and his grandson's girlfriend a couple of weeks ago, and telling the youngsters, not you Gordon, about how that's how I remember Christmas in Glasgow. Dark, black and white, and more glamorous than now.

Title: Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Nearly Sane on December 13, 2024, 01:16:28 PM
Vainica Doble - Oh! Jesus!


https://youtu.be/RnuwFqH9TaY?si=gCdjXwsDtR_-Gelx
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Post by: Nearly Sane on December 13, 2024, 03:07:20 PM
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Post by: bluehillside Retd. on December 13, 2024, 03:07:58 PM
Anabel Montesinos: “Villancico de Navidad” (Augustin Barrios)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5trM0F2k_Y
Title: Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Nearly Sane on December 15, 2024, 11:02:03 AM
Glasgow Central Station in 1950
. The concourse Christmas tree was a perennial favourite with its model railway around the perimeter.

📷 Newsquest
Title: Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Nearly Sane on December 15, 2024, 01:54:46 PM
Yoko Ono - Listen, The Snow is Fall8ng

https://youtu.be/VQG46cHgZ4E?si=CirCOO9mDYpw2ykN :o
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Post by: Nearly Sane on December 15, 2024, 04:45:04 PM
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Post by: Nearly Sane on December 16, 2024, 03:08:54 PM
Irn Bru vs Coke trucks
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Post by: Nearly Sane on December 16, 2024, 05:19:41 PM
The Ramones - Merry Christmas (I Don't Want To Fight Tonight)

https://youtu.be/KIhIBFPtnoc?si=gS404B39lu4aPANa
Title: Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Dicky Underpants on December 16, 2024, 06:12:59 PM
Christmas 70's style, with lashings of political incorrectness:
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dr7HqWgKtmCA&ved=2ahUKEwiYvser8ayKAxUAQ0EAHfmjMcUQwqsBegQIGBAF&usg=AOvVaw24wvUk3EpG2FRc9c_niFVR
Title: Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Nearly Sane on December 16, 2024, 07:56:16 PM
Cats Christmas party. Louis Wain ca. 1910  😸
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Post by: Nearly Sane on December 17, 2024, 11:02:28 AM
The Little Eskimos - Hooray for Santa Claus

https://youtu.be/L5Dcrm8LlRY?si=TeBD9K34mh7TiEEv
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Post by: Nearly Sane on December 17, 2024, 11:55:14 AM
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Post by: Nearly Sane on December 17, 2024, 01:28:17 PM
NSF well pretty well anywhere. Shauny Boy's A Very Unionist Christmas

https://youtu.be/Ldlyzcfsk8M?si=_1_OVaZtgUPggXa-
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Post by: Nearly Sane on December 18, 2024, 04:47:04 PM
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Post by: Nearly Sane on December 18, 2024, 06:52:20 PM
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Post by: Nearly Sane on December 19, 2024, 09:22:09 PM
The Beach Boys - Winter Symphony


https://youtu.be/d3tKPiH5LgA?si=6jsUTqF87i2BSxEU
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Post by: Aruntraveller on December 20, 2024, 01:27:47 PM
Spotted on my morning walk today:

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Post by: Roses on December 20, 2024, 02:18:32 PM
Our local post box has knitted Christmas decorations on it too.
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Post by: jeremyp on December 20, 2024, 06:34:36 PM
Our local post box has knitted Christmas decorations on it too.

My parents' village in Hampshire often sports knitwear on its postboxes.
Title: Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Nearly Sane on December 20, 2024, 08:52:05 PM
Cocteau Twins - Frosty The Snowman

https://youtu.be/Pds_K2j3RKM?si=I3IZJ10SW6xHYQHI
Title: Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Nearly Sane on December 21, 2024, 11:27:21 AM
Faye O'Rourke and Patrick Dexter - The Wexford Carol

https://youtu.be/t4v76l_E-VQ?si=Or3ORuDeneKH7lt0
Title: Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Nearly Sane on December 22, 2024, 10:47:10 AM
The National Jazz Trio of Scotland - Jingle Bells


https://youtu.be/DUiJS1pdElc?si=cXOJ0TJQEw4lTNne
Title: Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Nearly Sane on December 22, 2024, 09:05:04 PM
Saul Steinberg (Romanian-American, 1914-1999)
Christmas card, 1949
For The Museum of Modern Art
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Post by: Nearly Sane on December 22, 2024, 10:55:41 PM
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Post by: Aruntraveller on December 23, 2024, 11:48:05 AM
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Post by: Nearly Sane on December 23, 2024, 07:54:44 PM
Du Blonde - It's Christmas and I'm Crying


https://youtu.be/oVgqb2_L314?si=9ZbW6D4klieS7H1F
Title: Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Alan Burns on December 23, 2024, 08:33:25 PM
Du Blonde - It's Christmas and I'm Crying


https://youtu.be/oVgqb2_L314?si=9ZbW6D4klieS7H1F
Is that you, Gordon?
Title: Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Nearly Sane on December 24, 2024, 09:49:08 AM
Valerie Masters - Christmas Calling

https://youtu.be/Xslyq0PGizY?si=HUe187-MoyZl8lrH
Title: Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Nearly Sane on December 24, 2024, 10:08:37 AM
Not specifically Christmassy though I always associate Simgin in the Rain with Christmas but just delightful, Paddington Bear does Singin in the Rain


https://youtu.be/kHg6QjhvsCM?si=xdP5X7bfiLwjBaEy
Title: Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Steve H on December 24, 2024, 02:52:04 PM
Not specifically Christmassy though I always associate Simgin in the Rain with Christmas but just delightful, Paddington Bear does Singin in the Rain


https://youtu.be/kHg6QjhvsCM?si=xdP5X7bfiLwjBaEy
Did I detect a nod to the Morecambe and Wise version when he stood under the spout, or is that in the original?
Title: Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Nearly Sane on December 24, 2024, 03:14:47 PM
Did I detect a nod to the Morecambe and Wise version when he stood under the spout, or is that in the original?
It's in the original. The Morecambe and Wise version is very close to the original apart from the Morecambe bits.
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Post by: Nearly Sane on December 24, 2024, 03:19:16 PM
Christmas football chants


https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/ced85x95q2lo
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Post by: Nearly Sane on December 24, 2024, 07:55:45 PM
Amateurs

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2024/dec/24/average-briton-causes-23-times-more-co2-on-christmas-day-study-reveals
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Post by: Nearly Sane on December 25, 2024, 11:31:35 AM
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Post by: Nearly Sane on December 25, 2024, 01:32:30 PM


Eyvind Earle, Christmas in Central Park
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Post by: Nearly Sane on December 25, 2024, 01:33:54 PM
Merry Christmas. The board is a microcosm of life, and so many members are gone not through choice.
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Post by: Nearly Sane on December 25, 2024, 04:21:28 PM

Joan Eardley (1921–1963) - Catterline in Winter - 1963

Collection: National Galleries of Scotland
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Post by: Nearly Sane on December 25, 2024, 04:39:44 PM
The Cords - Favourite Time


https://youtu.be/m9Uyv2W0_iE?si=EQwwR5bnCRkhVA1J
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Post by: Nearly Sane on December 25, 2024, 08:11:58 PM
Bernard Kliban (1935-1990)
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Post by: Nearly Sane on December 26, 2024, 10:45:14 AM
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Post by: Nearly Sane on December 26, 2024, 08:15:56 PM
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Post by: Steve H on December 27, 2024, 12:44:46 PM
A bit of heartwarming post-Christmas non-bollocks:
I suppose that, at 73,I qualify as a clapped-out old fart. must look like one, because, about an hour ago, I was walking back fromm my local Aldi, which is about 300 yards from my house with two bags full of shopping, and had just entered the footpath that goes most of the way, when a young black woman with a lovely Caribbean accent approached me and offered to carry my bags for me. They weren't  all that heavy, but, not wanting to appear rude or ungrateful, I accepted her kind offer. She carried them to the other end of the footpath for me.
Title: Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
Post by: Nearly Sane on December 27, 2024, 02:08:03 PM
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