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Title: Kids' parodies of Christmas songs and carols
Post by: Steve H on December 22, 2024, 02:59:41 PM
We three kings of orient are,
One in a taxi, one in a car,
One on a bicycle, sucking an icicle,
Following Ringo Starr.

Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin flew away,
The Batmobile lost a wheel
On the motorway.

Any more?
Title: Re: Kids' parodies of Christmas songs and carols
Post by: ekim on December 22, 2024, 04:26:35 PM
I vaguely remember a wartime one:

While shepherds washed their socks at night
All seated round a tub
A bar of Sunlight Soap came down
And they began to scrub.
Title: Re: Kids' parodies of Christmas songs and carols
Post by: jeremyp on December 23, 2024, 01:05:21 PM
I vaguely remember a wartime one:

While shepherds washed their socks at night
All seated round a tub
A bar of Sunlight Soap came down
And they began to scrub.

While shepherds watched the box at night
All watching ITV
The Angel of the lord came down
And switched to BBC.
Title: Re: Kids' parodies of Christmas songs and carols
Post by: Roses on December 23, 2024, 02:10:50 PM
While shepherds washed their socks at night
All seated round the tub
The Angel of the Lord came down
And taught them how to scrub.
Title: Re: Kids' parodies of Christmas songs and carols
Post by: Maeght on December 23, 2024, 08:19:09 PM
We three kings of orient are,
One in a taxi, one in a car,
One on a bicycle, sucking an icicle,
Following Ringo Starr.

Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin flew away,
The Batmobile lost a wheel
On the motorway.

Any more?

We three kings of orient are,
One in a taxi, one in a car,
One on a scooter, blowing his hooter,
Following Ringo Starr.
Title: Re: Kids' parodies of Christmas songs and carols
Post by: jeremyp on December 23, 2024, 09:16:41 PM
Theee’s definitely an echo in here.
Title: Re: Kids' parodies of Christmas songs and carols
Post by: Maeght on December 24, 2024, 08:45:40 AM
Theee’s definitely an echo in here.

No, some words are different.
Title: Re: Kids' parodies of Christmas songs and carols
Post by: Steve H on December 24, 2024, 02:43:20 PM
No, some words are different.
There are probably as mmany different versions as there are primary schools.