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Religion and Ethics Discussion => Christian Topic => Topic started by: john on February 26, 2015, 03:52:21 PM
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UK Pastor Oledejo
Says he received a message from the lord a few months ago advising him that Christians who have sex in other manner than the missionary position will burn in hell for eternity.
I feel it only right that I should point this out to you guys to be sure you do not transgress.
Watch the video to be saved.
Pastor Oledejo is one of Hopeys 2.2 billion Christians so he must be right.
But do any Christians here agree with him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWGQwd2gOxs
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UK Pastor Oledejo
Says he received a message from the lord a few months ago advising him that Christians who have sex in other manner than the missionary position will burn in hell for eternity.
I feel it only right that I should point this out to you guys to be sure you do not transgress.
Watch the video to be saved.
Pastor Oledejo is one of Hopeys 2.2 billion Christians so he must be right.
But do any Christians here agree with him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWGQwd2gOxs
This is something that needs looking into, in depth. I'm available Tuesdays an Thursdays between________
ippy
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There are two important things about this link;
The Pastor says the lord only told him this a few months ago and I thought there might be Christians on here at risk because the pronouncement hasn't reached them yet, so I am pleased to bring them this good news.
A secondly, it is great news that the lord is still keeping in touch, I can't figure out though why he/she/it perseveres in only telling one or two people what the message is. You thought he would have learnt his lesson from the debacle when he only told one bloke in Palestine and billions of people all over the world did not get the message for centuries. Doesn't he/she/it know about the interweb thingy?
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UK Pastor Oledejo
Says he received a message from the lord a few months ago advising him that Christians who have sex in other manner than the missionary position will burn in hell for eternity.
I feel it only right that I should point this out to you guys to be sure you do not transgress.
Watch the video to be saved.
Pastor Oledejo is one of Hopeys 2.2 billion Christians so he must be right.
But do any Christians here agree with him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWGQwd2gOxs
Whilst we have a few of the breed in the UK, the US seems to have far more than its fair share of these religious nut jobs! >:(
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But Floo
you do not understand all these are a part of the group of 2.2 billion Christians in the world and they must be right because there are so many of them... So don't take the micky please.
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But Floo
you do not understand all these are a part of the group of 2.2 billion Christians in the world and they must be right because there are so many of them... So don't take the micky please.
Of course they must be right because so many of them think like that! Of course the earth is flat too as most people believed it to be at one time! ;D ;D ;D
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Floo
Pre Christianity the ancient Greeks knew the earth was a sphere, Pythagoras had worked it out by using a stick to measure the height of boats disappearing over the horizon. Democritus had figured out that everything was made of atoms. etc. This information was later suppressed because it was not in line with biblical teachings. We had to wait for Muslim scholars to get going before the search for truth got underway again.
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A secondly, it is great news that the lord is still keeping in touch, I can't figure out though why he/she/it perseveres in only telling one or two people what the message is. You thought he would have learnt his lesson from the debacle when he only told one bloke in Palestine
Galilee not Palestine. That is just as inaccurate as giving population figures of Greater London in the nineteenth century.
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But Floo
you do not understand all these are a part of the group of 2.2 billion Christians in the world and they must be right because there are so many of them... So don't take the micky please.
And who said that they all had to be right, john? I'm beginning to get the feeling that you have some very weird ideas what with all the wonderful mistrepresentations you produce of other posters' views. Mind you, most forums of this sort have one or two of the sort.
PS A mistrepresentation is a misrepresentation that also clouds the debate ;)
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A secondly, it is great news that the lord is still keeping in touch, I can't figure out though why he/she/it perseveres in only telling one or two people what the message is. You thought he would have learnt his lesson from the debacle when he only told one bloke in Palestine and billions of people all over the world did not get the message for centuries. Doesn't he/she/it know about the interweb thingy?
In addition to HH's comment on this delightfully inaccurate comment, 'the lord' actually told 12 men and possibly up to 20 or 30 people in total when you take the number of people who would have made up his travelling group. As for the interwe thingy, are you now trying to re-write history, john, and suggesting that the interweb thingy existed in 1st Century Palestine? You seem determined to show that you are even more cuckoo than we thought. ;)
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Pre Christianity the ancient Greeks knew the earth was a sphere, Pythagoras had worked it out by using a stick to measure the height of boats disappearing over the horizon. Democritus had figured out that everything was made of atoms. etc. This information was later suppressed because it was not in line with biblical teachings. We had to wait for Muslim scholars to get going before the search for truth got underway again.
And where does the Bible tell us that the earth is flat, john? Yes, there are a number of poetic references to the heavens, but I wasn't aware that there was any scientific teaching in the material. And yes, there were some church leaders - especially in the Roman Catholic Church - who taught stuff that doesn't appear anywhere in the Bible.
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Hopey
only the other day you were claiming that the fact that there were 2.2 billion Christians in the meant that you were right.
Have you now changed your mind to assert something like there may be 2.2 billion people in the world who claim to be Christians but most of them are dickheads and interpret things differently to me?
Is the bloke named in the OP one of your 2.2 billion? Is Fred Phelps Was Jim Jones?
You have to stop making stuff up to make your current point cos it can bite you on the bum if you haven't got a good memory. Are there 2.2 billion Christians who all agree with you or not?
I hope you are not straying from the missionary position cos that can really muck up your thinking.
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How come the Lord only spoke to PASTOR OLEDJO this time then if the last time he spoke to "hundreds" in Galilee.....a bit inconsistent isn't he?
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UK Pastor Oledejo
Says he received a message from the lord a few months ago advising him that Christians who have sex in other manner than the missionary position will burn in hell for eternity.
I feel it only right that I should point this out to you guys to be sure you do not transgress.
Watch the video to be saved.
Pastor Oledejo is one of Hopeys 2.2 billion Christians so he must be right.
But do any Christians here agree with him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWGQwd2gOxs
This is something that needs looking into, in depth. I'm available Tuesdays an Thursdays between________
ippy
I'll help.... bend over.
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John
I don't think I'll bother to watch the video :) but I think it is very public-spirited of you to mention it!
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OP: The revelation of God is complete, and said Pastor should not be adding to it!
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OP: The revelation of God is complete, and said Pastor should not be adding to it!
People have been adding to the "revelation of God" since Christianity was made up.
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Floo
Pre Christianity the ancient Greeks knew the earth was a sphere, Pythagoras had worked it out by using a stick to measure the height of boats disappearing over the horizon. Democritus had figured out that everything was made of atoms. etc. This information was later suppressed because it was not in line with biblical teachings. We had to wait for Muslim scholars to get going before the search for truth got underway again.
Sounds like shit to me.
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OP: The revelation of God is complete, and said Pastor should not be adding to it!
Pople have been adding to the "revelation of God" since Christianity was made up.
Is that short hand for pope and people?
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OP: The revelation of God is complete, and said Pastor should not be adding to it!
Pople have been adding to the "revelation of God" since Christianity was made up.
Is that short hand for pope and people?
Sadly, just a typo, now fixed. Thanks.
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Floo
Pre Christianity the ancient Greeks knew the earth was a sphere, Pythagoras had worked it out by using a stick to measure the height of boats disappearing over the horizon. Democritus had figured out that everything was made of atoms. etc. This information was later suppressed because it was not in line with biblical teachings. We had to wait for Muslim scholars to get going before the search for truth got underway again.
Sounds like shit to me.
Maybe. Depends how you do it mate.
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Hopey
only the other day you were claiming that the fact that there were 2.2 billion Christians in the meant that you were right.
Where did I claim that because "there were 2.2 billion Christians in the meant that you were right". Since faith of any sort is individual as well as communal, there will always be some differences in what individual Christians believe and understand. In most cases, those differences are pretty small, in others they are greater, but rarely do Christians disagree on the core teachings of Jesus.
Is the bloke named in the OP one of your 2.2 billion? Is Fred Phelps Was Jim Jones?
I believe that the guy you refer to in the OP to be wrong in what he says, in the same way that I disagree with Fred Phelp's views on homosexuality; whether they are Christians or not isn't for me to decide. As for Jim Jones, since I don't remember that anything he was reported to teach remotely matched Jesus' teaching, and I'm not even sure he claimed to be following Christ, I'm at aloss as to why you include him in the list.
You have to stop making stuff up to make your current point cos it can bite you on the bum if you haven't got a good memory.
How right you are - so I suggest you think about what you have said and see how it applies to your own posting record.
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Ha! I knew it! The UK has it's share of nut job preachers. Thanks for the example John. I will use this guy every time one of you people point a finger at America. Too funny you.
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These evil extremist preachers >:( should be stamped on from a great height, imo. Whilst we have some in the UK at least they are recognised for the crazy idiots they are by the vast majority of the population.
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I misread the title as The Misery Position. You Christians just don't know how to have fun!!!
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But Floo
you do not understand all these are a part of the group of 2.2 billion Christians in the world and they must be right because there are so many of them... So don't take the micky please.
Right. So we'll all be like you, then. You know it all, and you must be right, eh?
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If everyone was like me the world would be a wonderful place! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Well an awful lot of Christians won't be getting sex if they have to be in the position of a missionary... :D
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Pastor Oledejo is one of Hopeys 2.2 billion Christians so he must be right.
these are a part of the group of 2.2 billion Christians in the world and they must be right because there are so many of them...
Did anyone ever claim that, because there are 2.2 billion Christians in the world, everything every Christian ever says must be right?
Or is john just being a cock?