Dear Sane,
First I was afraid I was petrified.
No wait!! This is the "how ludicrous can the world get thread".
Last night I was forced to listen to a programme on the telly called Googlebox, anyway, the subject of trident came up, one viewer exclaimed " why do we need to replace trident, we haven't used the old ones yet".
This is a true story, brought to you by "how ludicrous can the world get thread".
Gonnagle.