I tried bathing my head in whisky every morning for a week. I had been told that if you do this, the hairs come up to drink the whisky. At the end of the week, so I was told, you bathe your head twice, and the hairs get so drunk that you can tie them together before they shoot back in. This, I was assured, was an excellent cure for baldness. Unfortunately I had no success. I put it down to the fact that the hairs were just too quick for me, or they just didn't like whisky. I think I will now try the same again...but I will use vodka this time..