Dear Country,
Yes!! What the hell have I been thinking
How could I ever support Corbyn, at a time like this we don't need lovey dovey's we need men ( I will leave the weaker sex out of it for the moment
) who talk of war, men with backbone, where are the Churchill's, where are the men who will not think twice about putting our armed services in harms way.
You want a war Russia, we will give you a bloody war, we are British ( now where did I put my Union Jack jockey shorts ) where do I sign up, Gonners your country needs you
Dear Mr Foolon,
Don't you worry your little addled brained Tory head, we are right behind you ( sorry will you be leading the troops, can I volunteer to carry your musket ) I will take the Kings shilling, never fear Mr Fallon the country is right behind you as we nobly march into bloody war ( sorry another bloody war ).
This what we want!! another bloody war to take our minds off of Brexit, NHS crisis, foodbanks and the fact that the country is going to hell in a hand barrow, yes Mr Fallon!! Old Brittania is right behind you, bloody Johnny foreigners coming over here and stealing our wummin
Gonnagle.
PS: Can I be excused trench digging my old back problem is playing up.
