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Sebastian Toe

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True Grit!
« on: November 18, 2017, 06:54:23 PM »
"The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends.'
Albert Einstein

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Re: True Grit!
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2017, 06:56:28 PM »
I heard this on t'wireless last night  :D

Surely Spready Mercury was better  ;D
Pain, or damage, don't end the world. Or despair, or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back. - Al Swearengen, Deadwood.

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Re: True Grit!
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2017, 08:28:32 PM »
I liked Basil Salty.

Gritter Garbo is pretty good too.

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Re: True Grit!
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2017, 09:50:46 PM »

I liked Basil Salty.

Gritter Garbo is pretty good too.


Whatever the names they chose, I'm just glad to see a Council with a sense of humour!

Mine, Hounslow, has about the same sense of humour as a month-old-pizza.
The Holy Bible, probably the most diabolical work of fiction ever to be visited upon mankind.

An it harm none, do what you will; an it harm some, do what you must!

Sebastian Toe

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Re: True Grit!
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2017, 12:18:33 AM »

Mine, Hounslow, has about the same sense of humour as a month-old-pizza.
I can't top that!
"The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends.'
Albert Einstein

Rhiannon

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Re: True Grit!
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2017, 02:45:28 AM »
There’s really not mushroom for any more puns. Even if you ham it up.

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Re: True Grit!
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2017, 06:10:48 AM »
Olive you lot to it.
Pain, or damage, don't end the world. Or despair, or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back. - Al Swearengen, Deadwood.

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Re: True Grit!
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2017, 09:10:00 AM »

Olive you lot to it.


It's a shame I can't put this whole thread on the "Best Bits" thread!


 8) 8) 8)
The Holy Bible, probably the most diabolical work of fiction ever to be visited upon mankind.

An it harm none, do what you will; an it harm some, do what you must!