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Nearly Sane

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'Stop having sex with my hedge!'
« on: July 27, 2018, 03:52:33 PM »
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Re: 'Stop having sex with my hedge!'
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2018, 04:04:56 PM »
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Roses

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Re: 'Stop having sex with my hedge!'
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2018, 05:09:28 PM »
Sex with a hedge, now I have heard everything. ;D
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Re: 'Stop having sex with my hedge!'
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2018, 06:37:12 PM »
Not yet, you haven't.
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Re: 'Stop having sex with my hedge!'
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2018, 06:44:47 PM »
I’ve heard that trimming the topiary can be very satisfying.
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Re: 'Stop having sex with my hedge!'
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2018, 06:49:43 PM »
There are some funny folks about.
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Re: 'Stop having sex with my hedge!'
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2018, 07:05:19 PM »
Nicely trimmed bush.
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Re: 'Stop having sex with my hedge!'
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2018, 07:10:41 PM »
“You get drunks publicly undressed and having fun with her in the middle of the night,” said the three-dimensional metal designer from Sheffield.
He certainly doesn't beat about the bush.

I'm sitting on the fence about this.

Where's Walter when you need him? He'd come up with some witty ripostes.
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Re: 'Stop having sex with my hedge!'
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2018, 09:14:02 PM »
Such as 'that hedge clearly needs a good laying'?
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Shaker

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Re: 'Stop having sex with my hedge!'
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2018, 09:30:48 PM »
What do you expect with privet parts on show?
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Re: 'Stop having sex with my hedge!'
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2018, 08:22:45 AM »
Quote from: Shaker on July 27, 2018, 09:30:48 PM
What do you expect with privet parts on show?


Oh dear! ;D ;D ;D
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ippy

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Re: 'Stop having sex with my hedge!'
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2018, 11:44:06 AM »
Quote from: Littleroses on July 28, 2018, 08:22:45 AM

Oh dear! ;D ;D ;D

Would a divorce require a hegemony settlement?

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Re: 'Stop having sex with my hedge!'
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2018, 04:55:24 PM »
One of the few adverts I liked The chap trimming his hedge in the front garden wearing an 18 th century set of clothes, someone asked him why he was wearing those clothes, he then said "I've got another couple of days left on their rental, I might as well get my moneys worth".

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