Author Topic: Europe's meat/dairy production must halve by 2050  (Read 2277 times)

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Re: Europe's meat/dairy production must halve by 2050
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2018, 04:06:56 PM »
It's official then. Cattle aren't fed on beans. Settled.


Silly! I didn't say that at all, I just said it wasn't something I had come across before.
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Re: Europe's meat/dairy production must halve by 2050
« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2018, 06:22:43 PM »
It's official then. Cattle aren't fed on beans. Settled.

My theory is that cattle struggle to open the cans (and who hasn't had that same problem at least once!).

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Re: Europe's meat/dairy production must halve by 2050
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2018, 06:26:48 PM »
My theory is that cattle struggle to open the cans (and who hasn't had that same problem at least once!).

They should be given special can openers designed for the use of cattle. ;D
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Re: Europe's meat/dairy production must halve by 2050
« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2018, 07:06:12 PM »
Or we could go for the best, win-win solution: fewer people!
OK. After you.
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Re: Europe's meat/dairy production must halve by 2050
« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2018, 09:50:06 PM »
Wouldn't dream of it. You first.
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Re: Europe's meat/dairy production must halve by 2050
« Reply #30 on: September 17, 2018, 11:00:17 PM »
That is a new one on me, I have never heard of beans being used as cattle fodder before, what sort of beans?
Field beans, such as the Martock bean. Been grown for animal fodder for centuries.
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Re: Europe's meat/dairy production must halve by 2050
« Reply #31 on: September 17, 2018, 11:09:25 PM »
Field beans, such as the Martock bean. Been grown for animal fodder for centuries.

The clue that I got was when a local farmer said to me, 'the beans I grow are used as animal fodder'.

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Re: Europe's meat/dairy production must halve by 2050
« Reply #32 on: September 17, 2018, 11:11:50 PM »
Sterling work, Morse  ;)
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Re: Europe's meat/dairy production must halve by 2050
« Reply #33 on: September 19, 2018, 08:37:42 AM »
Wouldn't dream of it. You first.
I'm not the one making the suggestion.
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Re: Europe's meat/dairy production must halve by 2050
« Reply #34 on: September 19, 2018, 09:27:17 AM »
I'm not the one making the suggestion.

For goodness’ sake. Just have three rounds of Rock, Paper, Scissors.

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Re: Europe's meat/dairy production must halve by 2050
« Reply #35 on: September 19, 2018, 03:18:29 PM »
For goodness’ sake. Just have three rounds of Rock, Paper, Scissors.
OK. Shaker, you go first...
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« Reply #36 on: September 19, 2018, 03:56:28 PM »
OK. Shaker, you go first...

You don’t take turns in Rock, Paper, Scissors.

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Re: Europe's meat/dairy production must halve by 2050
« Reply #37 on: September 19, 2018, 06:13:11 PM »
You don’t take turns in Rock, Paper, Scissors.
I know.

It was a joke.
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Re: Europe's meat/dairy production must halve by 2050
« Reply #38 on: September 19, 2018, 07:27:08 PM »
I know.

It was a joke.

Funnily enough I wasn't seriously suggesting that you and Shaker play Rock, Paper Scissors to decide which of you should make the ultimate sacrifice.