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Re: Other brands of milkshake are available...
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2019, 08:14:15 PM »
My milkshake really annoys Farage.
And they're like,
It really annoys Farage,
Damn right they annoy Farage,
I can teach you,
But they annoy Farage
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Re: Other brands of milkshake are available...
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2019, 08:26:50 PM »
thanks for the info.
did you want to make a point ?
Yes. If you want to milkshake Fartage, you can always go to Burger King or KFC.
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Re: Other brands of milkshake are available...
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2019, 08:29:15 PM »
Yes. If you want to milkshake Fartage, you can always go to Burger King or KFC.
McDonalds have the best though.
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Re: Other brands of milkshake are available...
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2019, 08:30:57 PM »
McDonalds have the best though.
Best for drinking, or best for chucking at Fartage?
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Re: Other brands of milkshake are available...
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2019, 08:35:29 PM »
Best for drinking, or best for chucking at Fartage?

I'll be honest, I have never thrown a milkshake or, in fact, any fast food product, at anybody, so I can't really comment on the aerodynamic qualities.

McDonalds milkshakes tend to be highly viscous and are therefore probably very difficult to drink with the new paper straws, and so probably the only thing you can do is throw them at scummy arsehole people like Nigel Farage.

If I may connect this to a different thread, I think Nigel Farage constitutes an unpleasant subset all by himself.
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Re: Other brands of milkshake are available...
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2019, 08:47:19 PM »
 ;D
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Re: Other brands of milkshake are available...
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2019, 08:53:02 PM »
I would have thought that Farage would have welcomed the idea of being pelted with a few milk shakes(from whichever supplier). It would probably have led to even more people voting for the new Brexit Party than would be the case if the milkshakes had stayed in their hands. :)
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Re: Other brands of milkshake are available...
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2019, 04:54:52 PM »
;D

I think you'll not need to go as far as China H, for a town of similar name try Germany.
(Could be Austria but I think its Germany).

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Re: Other brands of milkshake are available...
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2019, 05:00:54 PM »
You're probably thinking of the famous Austrian village of Fucking. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria
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« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2019, 05:50:49 PM »
You're probably thinking of the famous Austrian village of Fucking. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria

No just as your Chinese place, there's somewhere very similar to your offering, as above, it's in Japan.

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Re: Other brands of milkshake are available...
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2019, 07:32:48 PM »
"The Germans all want to see Mozart's house in Salzburg; the Americans want to see where The Sound of Music was filmed; the Japanese want Hitler's birthplace in Braunau; but for the British, it's all about Fucking."

That tells you so much about our respective cultures ...

So what are Austrian milkshakes like?
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Re: Other brands of milkshake are available...
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2019, 08:51:13 PM »
It seems the Streisand effect is in play.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-48339711

The reporting of the story means that it has put the idea of milk shaking into the heads of all anti Farage people.

I note that, in this case, the milkshake came from Five Guys. It therefore probably cost a packet. I admire the commitment of the milkshakes in this case.
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« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2019, 09:28:17 PM »
"Lactose meets intolerance", as someone put it on FB.
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« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2019, 10:23:13 PM »
 This is getting boring. Try yoghurt next time for the sake of variety.
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Re: Other brands of milkshake are available...
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2019, 08:48:48 AM »
What a terrible waste of a milkshake when people in this world are starving. If they felt the need to chuck something at that racist sewer rat, I think a solution more in keeping his persona would be appropriate.
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Re: Other brands of milkshake are available...
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2019, 08:52:38 AM »
What a terrible waste of a milkshake when people in this world are starving. If they felt the need to chuck something at that racist sewer rat, I think a solution more in keeping his persona would be appropriate.
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what exactly do you have against him ?

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Re: Other brands of milkshake are available...
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2019, 09:08:41 AM »
Lr
what exactly do you have against him ?
Possibly that he's a hard-right bigot who wants to make the rich richer and to hell with the poor?
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« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2019, 10:08:44 AM »
Possibly that he's a hard-right bigot who wants to make the rich richer and to hell with the poor?
and that's wrong because...……..?

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Re: Other brands of milkshake are available...
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2019, 11:35:32 AM »
Lr
what exactly do you have against him ?


Farage is a nasty right wing extremist and a racist who thinks people with white skins are superior and Britannia still rules the waves .
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