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The plagues of Luton...
« on: October 11, 2023, 01:07:25 AM »
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Re: The plagues of Luton...
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2023, 06:51:39 AM »
News just in - there are unconfirmed reports that the River Lea has turned to blood...
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Re: The plagues of Luton...
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2023, 09:21:56 AM »
As a first born son, I’m fairly pleased not to be living there.
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Re: The plagues of Luton...
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2023, 04:49:50 PM »
How would Bucks get the bed bugs out? Bed bugs in Bucks could be a big bad bug bear for Bucks broadcasters.
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Re: The plagues of Luton...
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2023, 09:12:48 PM »
Quote from: SqueakyVoice on October 12, 2023, 04:49:50 PM
How would Bucks get the bed bugs out? Bed bugs in Bucks could be a big bad bug bear for Bucks broadcasters.
Ho ho ho, but Luton is in Beds.
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Re: The plagues of Luton...
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2023, 09:25:08 PM »
Quote from: SteveH on October 12, 2023, 09:12:48 PM
Ho ho ho, but Luton is in Beds.
Bed bugs are bred from Beds? Blimey.
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Re: The plagues of Luton...
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2023, 12:34:29 PM »
Quote from: SqueakyVoice on October 12, 2023, 09:25:08 PM
Bed bugs are bred from Beds? Blimey.
Though sometimes in East Sussex and attack peopke from Beds in beds.


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-67145715
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Re: The plagues of Luton...
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2023, 08:06:56 PM »
There's  a new Pest Controller's report.

They put spy bugs in beds to spy on the bed bugs.

The bed bugs are planning to have excess sex in Essex to ensure the newly breed bugs were from from beds, to guarantee even more success in Sussex.
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Re: The plagues of Luton...
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