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Re: Kudos to headline writer
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2015, 04:11:38 PM »
Brilliant

But what I want to know is, who uses a home circumcision service?

There is obviously money in it or they would be using an Astra Van instead of an Audi TT.

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Re: Kudos to headline writer
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2015, 04:12:59 PM »
Indeed and why the full emergency stuff?

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Re: Kudos to headline writer
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2015, 11:00:01 AM »
Brilliant

But what I want to know is, who uses a home circumcision service?

There is obviously money in it or they would be using an Astra Van instead of an Audi TT.
Lots of money  - and everyone gets a cut?  :-[
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Re: Kudos to headline writer
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2015, 11:21:47 AM »
Circumcisions should be only be carried out if there is a genuine medical need, and in a hospital or clinic, imo.

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« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2015, 12:12:22 PM »
..., and in a hospital or clinic, imo.
Would you argue that this should be the case in many of the other medical procedures that are carried out by ambulance crew, Floo?
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Re: Kudos to headline writer
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2015, 07:13:41 PM »
Come on you lot there has to be some circumcision humor about, I'm disappointed to see that there's nothing here yet.

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Re: Kudos to headline writer
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2015, 07:18:05 PM »
Come on you lot there has to be some circumcision humor about, I'm disappointed to see that there's nothing here yet.

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Did you hear about the blind circumcisionist who got the baby the wrong way round? I'm not really bothered myself, it's no skin off my nose.
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Re: Kudos to headline writer
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2015, 07:20:13 PM »
Jeremy Kyle went into hospital to be circumcised but the surgeon refused to do the job, saying: "Can't be done, sorry - there's no end to this prick."
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Re: Kudos to headline writer
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2015, 10:18:49 PM »
J P and you Shakes, now go and stand on the naughty step!

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Re: Kudos to headline writer
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2015, 11:58:00 PM »
A surgeon retires from his long career as a specialist in circumcision. Throughtout his career he has saved hundreds of foreskins as mementos and now wishes to turn them into a souvenir. He takes his specimens to a leathersmith and asks him to make something out of them. A week later the surgeon returns and the leathersmith presents him with a wallet. "All those foreskins and you only made me a wallet?!" exclaims the surgeon. The leathersmith replies, "Yes, but if you stroke it, it becomes a briefcase."

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Re: Kudos to headline writer
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2015, 08:24:49 AM »
Would you argue that this should be the case in many of the other medical procedures that are carried out by ambulance crew, Floo?

Even if it was for legitimate medical reason why would an ambulance crew carry out a circumcision, they deal with patients in an emergency until they are in the care of medics in hospital?

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Re: Kudos to headline writer
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2015, 08:26:27 AM »
Come on you lot there has to be some circumcision humor about, I'm disappointed to see that there's nothing here yet.

ippy

I don't see anything humorous about the procedure especially when carried out on babies for religious reasons, which should be totally illegal.

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Re: Kudos to headline writer
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2015, 08:42:54 AM »
Come on you lot there has to be some circumcision humor about, I'm disappointed to see that there's nothing here yet.

ippy
Sums you up, doesn't it, ippy.  Make fun of serious issues.
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« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2015, 08:45:58 AM »
Even if it was for legitimate medical reason why would an ambulance crew carry out a circumcision, they deal with patients in an emergency until they are in the care of medics in hospital?
But they also carry out minor procedures that would have been done in a hospital 20+ years ago.  From a medical pov, circumcision is a minor procedure.
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Re: Kudos to headline writer
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2015, 12:54:39 PM »
I don't see anything humorous about the procedure especially when carried out on babies for religious reasons, which should be totally illegal.

Sorry Floo, but it makes me laugh, even the jews like these jokes, and make plenty of their own about the subject.

I do agree with you but it still makes me laugh; I'vd got this hair shirt,________

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