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L.A.

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Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
« Reply #25 on: May 08, 2016, 11:21:46 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on May 08, 2016, 11:12:59 AM
He asked his boss about compensation the reply was, ''Hard cheese''.
Err . . . what are you going to use that Roquefort?
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Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
« Reply #26 on: May 08, 2016, 01:11:14 PM »
This lot are whey too much.

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Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
« Reply #27 on: May 08, 2016, 01:19:28 PM »
Curd you Brie any dafter, ippy?
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Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
« Reply #28 on: May 08, 2016, 04:00:16 PM »
Quote from: Shaker on May 08, 2016, 01:19:28 PM
Curd you Brie any dafter, ippy?

I'm not sure I like your manur Shakes.

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Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
« Reply #29 on: May 08, 2016, 04:05:12 PM »
Look............ enough is enough.

I didn't think there was anything worse about antitheists than their swivel eyed attitude to religion but now I've seen their Cheese jokes I wish they would just get back to their attacks on ''rancid priests'' and ''Stinking Bishops''
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L.A.

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Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
« Reply #30 on: May 08, 2016, 04:06:59 PM »
For anyone who isn't totally cheesed-off yet, we have:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWDdd5KKhts
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Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
« Reply #31 on: May 08, 2016, 04:33:22 PM »
Quote from: L.A. on May 08, 2016, 04:06:59 PM
For anyone who isn't totally cheesed-off yet, we have:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWDdd5KKhts

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Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
« Reply #32 on: May 08, 2016, 05:22:33 PM »
Quote from: Jonique Anoo on May 08, 2016, 04:05:12 PM
Look............ enough is enough.

I didn't think there was anything worse about antitheists than their swivel eyed attitude to religion but now I've seen their Cheese jokes I wish they would just get back to their attacks on ''rancid priests'' and ''Stinking Bishops''
If you have a problem with the thread tell Gordonzola about it.

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Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
« Reply #33 on: May 08, 2016, 06:26:52 PM »
Quote from: Jonique Anoo on May 08, 2016, 04:05:12 PM
Look............ enough is enough.

I didn't think there was anything worse about antitheists than their swivel eyed attitude to religion but now I've seen their Cheese jokes I wish they would just get back to their attacks on ''rancid priests'' and ''Stinking Bishops''

Yeah Jon, we have no empathy with the poor bloke.  Just imagine if it was you, covered in cheddar, pastyereyes.
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Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
« Reply #34 on: May 08, 2016, 06:53:51 PM »
Dear Shaker,

Tell Gordonzola :-[ :-[ that's the winner, we can now officially close the Cheesy gag thread, please Mods, close the thread before some one gets hurt :o :o

I have just cycled 16 miles, that flaming ball in the sky makes you do bloody silly things :o :o >:(

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Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
« Reply #35 on: May 08, 2016, 08:15:47 PM »
Quote from: Gonnagle on May 08, 2016, 06:53:51 PM
Dear Shaker,

Tell Gordonzola :-[ :-[ that's the winner, we can now officially close the Cheesy gag thread, please Mods, close the thread before some one gets hurt :o :o

I have just cycled 16 miles, that flaming ball in the sky makes you do bloody silly things :o :o >:(

Gonnagle.

You're right Gonners, it's starting to get my goat too.

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Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
« Reply #36 on: May 10, 2016, 07:27:09 PM »
I'm impressed. You lot do know your cheeses. And some real vintage offerings as well.
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Re: Forklift driver survives eight-hour ordeal by cheese
« Reply #37 on: May 10, 2016, 07:31:24 PM »
Talking about his ordeal the driver said he was getting really claustrophobic, until he felt the bries on his cheek.
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