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Shaker

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Best Amazon reviews ever
« on: June 03, 2016, 09:46:55 PM »
Pain, or damage, don't end the world. Or despair, or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back. - Al Swearengen, Deadwood.

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Re: Best Amazon reviews ever
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2016, 10:17:41 PM »
The banana slicer.

http://tinyurl.com/zmnv7s2


I purchased one of these for my wife. She wasn't very happy when it arrived, she had no bananas in the house to try it out. Therefore, being the loving husband I am, I offered up my own personal banana. I think they need to go back to the drawing board with this design, it left a bloody mess.

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Re: Best Amazon reviews ever
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2016, 10:46:52 PM »
The customer Q&A on the Bic for Her page are brilliant.

-Can I use these on 'those' days of the month?
-No, you will still need tampons for those days.

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ippy

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Re: Best Amazon reviews ever
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2016, 03:18:56 PM »
It looks like we're not alone in this world and I thought I was the only sane person, it's all the others, not me.

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Re: Best Amazon reviews ever
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2016, 11:43:45 PM »
"It's a hat. Goes on my head. My expectations were no greater than this, and it has fulfilled them adequately."
Pain, or damage, don't end the world. Or despair, or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back. - Al Swearengen, Deadwood.