If god was female

[Hope]

thanks Hope, I love that joke 

Thanks Walt, heard it originally on some pseudo-scientific comedy show on TV some years ago.

[Sassy]

If God were female she would bang on about man flu all the time like it was the funniest thing she ever, ever said.

Then she would inform us that she can multi-task and men can't.

(By multi-tasking she means gossiping and walking at the same time)

Good thing, God is a spirit.

As for multi-tasking it would be washing, cooking, cleaning and waiting on the man with man flu hand and foot at the same time.

Men cannot multi task because even as children they never learned to wash their own socks at a young age or do things for themselves. Boys always got off lightly while the girls helped mum.

[Sebastian Toe]

Boys always got off lightly while the girls helped mum.

Not in my house. That never ever happened.

[Hope]

Not in my house. That never ever happened.

Likewise in my childhood home.  Never had the issue in my own house, as I've never had sons - just a son-in-law who does a surprising amount around the house.

[Hope]

Apart from my husband, who is absolutely useless at domestic tasks, and a liability in that area,:o all the rest of the males in my family are expected to help with housework and cooking, including our Down's Syndrome son.

I assume that your husband wasn't always 'banned' from such chores.