How Would You Feel About This Scenario?

[Keith Maitland]

-Theresa May resigns, Boris Johnson becomes Prime Minister.

-Boris sex scandal emerges, Davis becomes Prime Minister.

-United Kingdom leaves European Union. No deal.

-Tories lose election.

-Jeremy Corbyn becomes 5th UK Prime Minister in 3 years.

-The Queen dies.

The End

   

[Robbie]

Presumably it wouldn't all happen in one day soI probably wouldn't feel too much, a little at a time at most,. Though will be sad when the Queen dies, end of an era. My old dad is the same age as her, quite fit atm as she is. He jokes he grew up with her. Yet we know someone of 91 won't be around that much longer & it's not as though I know the Queen personally.

I like the idea of Corbyn as PM.

[ekim]

That's not the end though.  Charles succeeds to the throne and Corbyn resigns in protest. 
Diane Abbot become Prime Minister and instantly declares the National Debt to be twice the size it is. 
Another general election is called and Mr. Putin arranges for the Monster Raving Looney Party to win and form the next government.
The value of the pound goes down and India seizes the opportunity to open multiple call centres in Britain.
The Call Girls in London retaliate by doubling their notices in telephone kiosks.
To be continued ......

[Robbie]

The Spice Girls reunite, photographed wearing Union Jack mini dresses.
They release a single in support of the renamed Kings' Trust, a cover version of 'Things can only get better'.

[ekim]

Meanwhile Donald Trump's visit to Moscow has ended with him asking for political asylum there and asserting ' I will make Russia great again.'
Arnold Schwarzenegger made a failed attempt at taking over the White House but declared 'I'll be back'.
China has built 3 new artificial islands off the coast of California and is building a naval base there claiming that it is within China's territorial waters.

[Bubbles]

Provided the planet doesn't get desecrated by war, disease or global warming I don't suppose any of it really matters.

The queen can't go on for ever, and one day labour will get back in.

I'm not that bothered by Keith's scenario.

There are more worrying ones 

[Rhiannon]

I guess Keith is entitled to take the piss. We've all been laughing at the US since Trump got in. Well, in between worrying about thermonuclear war.

[Sassy]

-Theresa May resigns, Boris Johnson becomes Prime Minister.

Two wrongs may not make a right.

-Boris sex scandal emerges, Davis becomes Prime Minister.

What you think it is scandalous he cannot  get any sex? So Davis takes over?

-United Kingdom leaves European Union. No deal.

Big deal... actually.... we can ask for all our bail out money back we have paid.

-Tories lose election.

Well how careless of them, do you think they will ever find it again?

-Jeremy Corbyn becomes 5th UK Prime Minister in 3 years.

They are changing it from 1 prime minister serving  for five years to 5 serving in  in 3 years

-The Queen dies.

Pass the Kleenex .

[Owlswing]

Two wrongs may not make a right.

What you think it is scandalous he cannot  get any sex? So Davis takes over?

Big deal... actually.... we can ask for all our bail out money back we have paid.

Well how careless of them, do you think they will ever find it again?
They are changing it from 1 prime minister serving  for five years to 5 serving in  in 3 years
Pass the Kleenex .

Blooody Hell! Sassy does have a sense of humour!