Author Topic: Now, Phillip, where do you last remember having the 490bn  (Read 1094 times)


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Re: Now, Phillip, where do you last remember having the 490bn
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2017, 05:54:51 PM »
It's down the back of the sofa.

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Re: Now, Phillip, where do you last remember having the 490bn
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2017, 06:07:08 PM »
Not in the pocket of that suit Phil wore to Karen and Jemima's wedding that he had to put into the dry cleaners because Seumas spilled a bottle of absinthe over?
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Re: Now, Phillip, where do you last remember having the 490bn
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2017, 06:53:33 PM »
You know that central console thing in the car, under the arm rest where you throw loose change for the car park...

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Re: Now, Phillip, where do you last remember having the 490bn
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2017, 07:01:22 PM »
That time Phil took the recycling down to the recycling bin, and someone phoned him, and he had to get his phone out and he pulled his wallet out first and he was holding the bottle of Smirnoff ready to drop it into the clear glass bin...He couldn't have, could he?
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Re: Now, Phillip, where do you last remember having the 490bn
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2017, 07:04:15 PM »
Don't worry, with the extra £350 million a week from Brexit, we'll make it all back in less than twenty five years.
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Re: Now, Phillip, where do you last remember having the 490bn
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2017, 01:05:56 PM »
ONS: Has 500bn really gone missing?

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Re: Now, Phillip, where do you last remember having the 490bn
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2017, 01:14:16 PM »
Don't worry, with the extra £350 million a week from Brexit, we'll make it all back in less than twenty five years.
million, billion, trillion, means nowt to me , ill still be driving the same old jam jar!!