Can't be bothered reading the whole piece, but suspect that this is a bit of racist crap on the part of the student - I'm reminded of Robert Relf in the 70s, a notorious racist who founded his own pseudo-religion which forbade the wearing of headgear, so as to challenge the exception provided for Sikhs to wearing motorcycle helmets, because they had to wear their turban. He rode a motorbike with no helmet, and challenged the law when he was arrested for not wearing one, on grounds of his religious rights.
PF wrote
As funny as this might be...
, which should be "Funny as this might be...". The "As...as..." form should only be used when making a direct comparison, e.g. "As big as a house" or "As much of an utter twat as Jacob Rees-Mogg".