New meanings for words (Satire - being exhausted when you sit down)

[Nearly Sane]

Following on from some posts and suggestion from trentvoyager on the Going Off Topic thread, a thread for suggesting new meanings for old words.

To start - Government: meaning a loss of control. Sentence: I got such a fright, my bowels went full government.

[SteveH]

See also my new thread.

[SteveH]

Corbyn - receptacle for well-meant but out-dated ideas, such as eradicating poverty and defending the NHS.

[Nearly Sane]

News - extremely scary. Sentence: It had so much news, my bowels went full government.

[jeremyp]

Boris: lying
Johnson: liar.

[Aruntraveller]

Boris: lying
Johnson: liar.

Johnson is of course already in slang usage as a word for penis. Fits right in really - lying prick.

[Nearly Sane]

Private life = groping women without consent. Usage: The private life of the PM isn't something I am going to discuss.

[Outrider]

Corbyn - receptacle for well-meant but out-dated ideas, such as eradicating poverty and defending the NHS.

See, that's a noun, I'd have it as a verb...

Corbyn - to engineer a situation where your own ineptitude stands you in good stead ( for instance, planning to renegotiate a deal with Europe to put to the nation in a referendum where you plan to campaign against it...)

O.

[SteveH]

Countryside - the murder of Boris Johnson.
Eggs Benedict - the last pope's favourite breakfast (ex-Benedict - geddit? Oh well, please yourselves.)
Satire - anger on first day of the weekend.

This is essentially ISIHAC's 'Uxbridge English Dictionary'. I vote the thread gets re-named accordingly.