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Walt Zingmatilder

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Re: Gonorrhoea and syphilis diagnoses at record levels in England
« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2023, 12:39:24 PM »
Springwatch was on a couple of days ago (Thursday?); they showed  a clip of a female butterfly copulating with a male butterfly,  then there were hundreds  of males b'flies swarmed around them trying to impregnate her as well.

I don't  think anyone could describe butterflies as doing something outside God's will, or unnatural.
If God had meant us to copulate like butterflies he would have given us wings.

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Re: Gonorrhoea and syphilis diagnoses at record levels in England
« Reply #26 on: June 10, 2023, 06:16:21 PM »
If God had meant us to copulate like butterflies he would have given us wings.
I'm stealing that and pitching to Red Bull for their next campaign!
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Re: Gonorrhoea and syphilis diagnoses at record levels in England
« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2023, 07:55:31 PM »
Springwatch was on a couple of days ago (Thursday?); they showed  a clip of a female butterfly copulating with a male butterfly,  then there were hundreds  of males b'flies swarmed around them trying to impregnate her as well.

I don't  think anyone could describe butterflies as doing something outside God's will, or unnatural.
Butterflies aren't people.
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Re: Gonorrhoea and syphilis diagnoses at record levels in England
« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2023, 11:06:55 PM »
If God had meant us to copulate like butterflies he would have given us wings.

Instead she gave us erogonous zones, imaginations and KY Jelly...

O.
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Re: Gonorrhoea and syphilis diagnoses at record levels in England
« Reply #30 on: June 12, 2023, 08:44:05 PM »