Author Topic: Waiter, waiter, what's this hair doing on my plate?  (Read 305 times)

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Waiter, waiter, what's this hair doing on my plate?
« on: November 10, 2023, 12:16:27 PM »
I don't know, you put it there.

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Re: Waiter, waiter, what's this hair doing on my plate?
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2023, 02:37:13 PM »
It's a hair apparent.
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Re: Waiter, waiter, what's this hair doing on my plate?
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2023, 04:43:11 PM »
for those who don't want to follow the link and watch the video, it's about a pub where a customer kicked up a stink and got a free meal because there was a hair on her plate. When the landlord reviewed the CCTV footage, he found that she had put it there herself. If he thinks that makes a difference, I think he's splitting hairs.
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