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Gonnagle

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Chocolate.
« on: April 01, 2015, 10:44:48 AM »
Dear Fellow Posters,

Well it is April fool day and my old Mother was very found of telling me if I was chocolate I would eat myself ( her way of telling me not to be big headed ).

Anyway our old friend and wonderful poster TW likes to say that some of us Chocolate Christians, so as a bit of fun if you were Chocolate what kind would you be.

I see myself as a Topic, full of nuts but kind of soft, oh and a tendency to stick between the teeth ::) ::)

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PS: What has a Hazelnut in every bite, a Squirrels poo. ;D
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Re: Chocolate.
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2015, 10:57:40 AM »
A nice post  :) full of nuts yes,true,most of the posters on here come across as being full of nuts so do we have enough nutty bars to hand out.

 Me  FRY's Chocolate Cream :)
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Re: Chocolate.
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2015, 11:01:19 AM »
Far better to be  a 'chocolate Christian' who is to most people's taste, than one like TW for whom it is hard to acquire a taste.

My chocolate would definitely be full of nuts too in tune with my character! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Chocolate.
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2015, 11:01:55 AM »
Quote from: ~TW~ on April 01, 2015, 10:57:40 AM
A nice post  :) full of nuts yes,true,most of the posters on here come across as being full of nuts so do we have enough nutty bars to hand out.

 Me  FRY's Chocolate Cream :)
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Yuck I never liked that one!
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Re: Chocolate.
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2015, 11:07:35 AM »
Quote from: Floo on April 01, 2015, 11:01:55 AM
Quote from: ~TW~ on April 01, 2015, 10:57:40 AM
A nice post  :) full of nuts yes,true,most of the posters on here come across as being full of nuts so do we have enough nutty bars to hand out.

 Me  FRY's Chocolate Cream :)
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Yuck I never liked that one!

Good more for me  :)
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Re: Chocolate.
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2015, 11:07:55 AM »
Quote from: Floo on April 01, 2015, 11:01:55 AM
Quote from: ~TW~ on April 01, 2015, 10:57:40 AM
A nice post  :) full of nuts yes,true,most of the posters on here come across as being full of nuts so do we have enough nutty bars to hand out.

 Me  FRY's Chocolate Cream :)
~TW~

Yuck I never liked that one!

Neither did I. I used to find the After Eight Mint Chocolate ads silly, with people nibbling tiny pieces off the corners, so I tried wolfing them down instead. The result? I felt sick. So after that I did not like After Eight mints either.
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Re: Chocolate.
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2015, 11:10:12 AM »
I don't mind After Eight mints in moderation.
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Re: Chocolate.
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2015, 12:36:57 PM »
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Re: Chocolate.
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2015, 01:36:30 PM »
Quote from: Floo on April 01, 2015, 11:01:19 AM
Far better to be  a 'chocolate Christian' who is to most people's taste, than one like TW for whom it is hard to acquire a taste.

My chocolate would definitely be full of nuts too in tune with my character! ;D ;D ;D

I'd like a bit of ... err ... colour in my life as well.
So Fruit and Nut.
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Re: Chocolate.
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2015, 01:39:56 PM »
Quote from: Gonnagle on April 01, 2015, 10:44:48 AM
if you were Chocolate what kind would you be.


Really dark chocolate - at least 80% cocoa solids.

i.e. bitter.
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Re: Chocolate.
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2015, 04:50:35 PM »
Quote from: jeremyp on April 01, 2015, 01:39:56 PM
Quote from: Gonnagle on April 01, 2015, 10:44:48 AM
if you were Chocolate what kind would you be.


Really dark chocolate - at least 80% cocoa solids.

i.e. bitter.

Yuck! One of my daughters and her son (13) enjoy that sort of really dark chocolate.
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Re: Chocolate.
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2015, 05:36:32 PM »
I'm Green and Blacks 80% too. Only appreciated by those with true refinement.
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Re: Chocolate.
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2015, 05:45:25 PM »
Quote from: Rhiannon on April 01, 2015, 05:36:32 PM
I'm Green and Blacks 80% too. Only appreciated by those with true refinement.

Or weird taste buds! ;D
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Re: Chocolate.
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2015, 05:57:56 PM »
I'll be a Bounty (milk choc version). Sickly sweet and irritating bits of coconut that get stuck in your teeth.
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Re: Chocolate.
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2015, 06:03:57 PM »
I've no idea if the Americans really have a 'Jesus' chocolate bar for kids, but bearing in mind talk of 'chocolate christians' this song from the great man himself is appropriate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wfamPW3Eaw

PS - Twix for me.
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Re: Chocolate.
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2015, 06:32:40 PM »
Dark chocolate with chilli - like me, smooth, enigmatic, but bites you in the bum.
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Re: Chocolate.
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2015, 06:40:03 PM »
May I request folk not to talk about chocolate.  Since my coronary event (as they like to call such things), people have been going on at me about why I shouldn't eat it!!   :)   ;)   :(   :o     :-*
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Re: Chocolate.
« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2015, 08:27:25 AM »
Quote from: wigginhall on April 01, 2015, 06:32:40 PM
Dark chocolate with chilli - like me, smooth, enigmatic, but bites you in the bum.

OMG that sounds like a 'delicacy' they would serve up in hell! :o ;D
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Re: Chocolate.
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2015, 08:53:29 AM »
Dear floo,

I think it is wonderful that we are rediscovering the wonders of chocolate, the stuff is to good for kids, it should only be a adult pleasure :P maybe we should start a online petition, ban kids from eating chocolate 8)

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Re: Chocolate.
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2015, 12:08:32 PM »
Quote from: Gonnagle on April 02, 2015, 08:53:29 AM
Dear floo,

I think it is wonderful that we are rediscovering the wonders of chocolate, the stuff is to good for kids, it should only be a adult pleasure :P maybe we should start a online petition, ban kids from eating chocolate 8)

Gonnagle.

Judging how many very overweight kids there are these days, maybe we should!
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Re: Chocolate.
« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2015, 05:49:44 PM »
Quote from: wigginhall on April 01, 2015, 06:32:40 PM
Dark chocolate with chilli - like me, smooth, enigmatic, but bites you in the bum.

That sounds as if it's supposed to be a metaphore... but we all know it isn't wiggs.

Bitey bitey

As for me, toblerone. Substantial and structuraly sound

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Re: Chocolate.
« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2015, 07:04:42 PM »
... and hurts the inside of your mouth.

I'll go for a dark chocolate Brazil - bitter on the outside, hard on the inside  ;)
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Re: Chocolate.
« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2015, 10:58:35 PM »
Quote from: Shaker on April 04, 2015, 07:04:42 PM
... and hurts the inside of your mouth.

I'll go for a dark chocolate Brazil - bitter on the outside, hard on the inside  ;)

I used to love all chocolate, but I can't eat it now:  I've lost my taste for it.  Literally, I cannot taste it.
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Re: Chocolate.
« Reply #23 on: June 17, 2015, 02:34:23 PM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-33145215

Well I guess that gives people a good excuse to eat chocolate! ;D
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Re: Chocolate.
« Reply #24 on: June 18, 2015, 02:18:46 AM »
Quote from: ~TW~ on April 01, 2015, 10:57:40 AM
A nice post  :) full of nuts yes,true,most of the posters on here come across as being full of nuts so do we have enough nutty bars to hand out.

 Me  FRY's Chocolate Cream :)
~TW~

In your case, it should be, Fudge!!
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