GOD, I HATE laptops and mobile phones! They are useful, if not essential, nowadays, but I still hate them.
A few days ago, Google took it upon itself to lock me out of my account. I tried getting back with my email and password, but it kept telling me that they didn't match. Finally, it deigned to tell me that the email address I should put in is not the yahoo one I actually use, but the gmail one I never use. I tried with that, but got a message telling me that a lot of unusual activity had been detected on my account (me trying to get back with the wrong email, no doubt), and now they needed to send a verification code to my mobile, so I had to send them my mobile number (it doesn't occur to them, apparently, that a norty person trying to hack my account could simply send them their own mobile number). I didn't actually have a mobile, since I hardly ever use one, so today i had to go to Argos, buy a cheapo payg one, set it up (a small nightmare in itself - why the hell do sim cards come in three different sizes, ffs?), and have now finally got back in. I've got an acer chromebook, so unless I'm in to my Google account, I can't use it.