Topic for going off topic

[Walter]

Cooking up a huge chilli just now. May allow full self isolation.

Aww flippin eck
I'm just round the corner from you , save me a bit 😜

[Walter]

Cooking up a huge chilli just now. May allow full self isolation.

btw

Have you got a few bottles of Corona to go with that ?? 😷

[Roses]

Lr
The flat bread sounds delish
Have you got some Yorkshire hummus ( mushy pees) , Apple, grapes ,cheese and a splash of olive oil to go with it ?
I'm bloody starving at the moment !
Sorry about the burn though 😱

We only have soup with it, nothing else. Mushy peas are REVOLTING, imo.

Unfortunately the burn is quite a lot larger than I initially thought, serves me right for not paying enough attention to  what I was doing. No doubt my girls will give their senile old Mum a lecture when they find out about it.

[Nearly Sane]

Aww flippin eck
I'm just round the corner from you , save me a bit 😜

hey, we should meet up and go down the pub...

Or we could go on a toilet roll hunt - which may well replace Easter Egg hunts this year, as there seem to be ridiculous numbers of Easter Eggs.

[Walter]

hey, we should meet up and go down the pub...

Or we could go on a toilet roll hunt - which may well replace Easter Egg hunts this year, as there seem to be ridiculous numbers of Easter Eggs.

shame about the pub situation 😪

However the toilet roll hunt might be more practical for the aftermath of the chili😤

[Walter]

We only have soup with it, nothing else. Mushy peas are REVOLTING, imo.

Unfortunately the burn is quite a lot larger than I initially thought, serves me right for not paying enough attention to  what I was doing. No doubt my girls will give their senile old Mum a lecture when they find out about it.

REVOLTING ?
have you gone mad ?

[Roses]

REVOLTING ?
have you gone mad ?

Probably, but not where that horrible concoction is concerned. I don't think any of my family like mushy peas, either.

[Walter]

NHS staff are facing empty supermarket shelves when they shop after coming off shift !
Maybe we should have NHS collection bins where we can donate food for them , similar for the ones for the food banks 😷👍

Just a thought

[Walter]

Btw
I once got arrested in a food bank .
Misread the sign
Thought it said sperm bank ! 😱

[SteveH]

Probably, but not where that horrible concoction is concerned. I don't think any of my family like mushy peas, either.

I wouldn't put it as strongly as that, but I'm not wild.
Re. chilli: I first heard of chills some time in the mid-60s, when they were not nearly as well known in the UK as they are now. I was in my mid teens, and in the kitchen of a friend's house. The friend offered me a dred chilli to taste, and told me they wer called chillis because theyy tasted cool, like cucumbers. I believed him, and put it whole in my mouth. I didn't make that mistake a seconnd time.

[Roses]

A thought has just struck me about your frequent name changes Steve. Apart from some people being bit confused at first as to who you are, I wonder if it makes any difficulties for people with vision problems like Susan Doris and Anchorman? They have a special software package I believe.

[SteveH]

A thought has just struck me about your frequent name changes Steve. Apart from some people being bit confused at first as to who you are, I wonder if it makes any difficulties for people with vision problems like Susan Doris and Anchorman? They have a special software package I believe.

Fair point. I'll change it less often.

[Walter]

I wouldn't put it as strongly as that, but I'm not wild.
Re. chilli: I first heard of chills some time in the mid-60s, when they were not nearly as well known in the UK as they are now. I was in my mid teens, and in the kitchen of a friend's house. The friend offered me a dred chilli to taste, and told me they wer called chillis because theyy tasted cool, like cucumbers. I believed him, and put it whole in my mouth. I didn't make that mistake a seconnd time.

H G-T
Just going by the name , are you a gay person ?

[Nearly Sane]

NHS staff are facing empty supermarket shelves when they shop after coming off shift !
Maybe we should have NHS collection bins where we can donate food for them , similar for the ones for the food banks 😷👍

Just a thought

Good thought!

[Nearly Sane]

A thought has just struck me about your frequent name changes Steve. Apart from some people being bit confused at first as to who you are, I wonder if it makes any difficulties for people with vision problems like Susan Doris and Anchorman? They have a special software package I believe.

SusanDoris, Anchorman? Is it an issue?

[Nearly Sane]

H G-T
Just going by the name , are you a gay person ?

Just going by your post, are you a prick?

[Walter]

Just going by your post, are you a prick?

Mostly
Mmwah 😘

[Nearly Sane]

Mostly
Mmwah 😘

Aren't we all?

[Roses]

Fair point. I'll change it less often.

Good boy, why not go back to calling yourself by your given name, it is far nicer than anything else you have come up with?

[Aruntraveller]

Good boy, why not go back to calling yourself by your given name, it is far nicer than anything else you have come up with?

You are in danger of making Steve sound like a pet Labrador.

[Nearly Sane]

Good boy, why not go back to calling yourself by your given name, it is far nicer than anything else you have come up with?

You ever changed your name?

[Gordon]

Fair point. I'll change it less often.

Well I approve of your name changes: a bit of fun is rarely a bad thing, and besides I immediately saw the Goonery with this one.

[SusanDoris]

Fair point. I'll change it less often.

I gave up trying to work out who was who ages ago.

[SteveH]

H G-T
Just going by the name , are you a gay person ?

How very dare you!
No, but the original H G-T, a character in 'The Goon Show', was supposed to be, although, it being the 50s, it was hinted at rather than openly stated, and was a source of ribaldry.

[SteveH]

Good boy, why not go back to calling yourself by your given name, it is far nicer than anything else you have come up with?

Nah - boring.