Dear Jakswan,
I thought you voted for independence?
aye that was me, I voted for a independent Glasgow, nae Eastcoasters, nae teuchters, nae southern twats, just us, Gods glorious chosen few, Glaswegians, but we lost, I am now ruled from Edinbugger, home of the deep pocket and short arm brigade.
But come the glorious revolution, all Scots who are not Glaswegian will be put up against the wall and forced to buy their round, failure to do so will result in them buying a season ticket to Parkhead.
Just to add, the Greatest football occasion in the history of football will happen this Sunday, the Gers are back, 1966, a mere blip in the history of the Gentleman's game.
Gonnagle.