Third-hand? Two of the Gospels (Matthew and John) are first hand and the other two (Mark and Luke) were companions of those who had encountered the risen Christ.
You can believe that - I don't. The timing and the likelihood of those people being literate speak against the probability any part of them being first-hand, there's a possibility that there are second-hand elements, but there are certainly subsequent edits and changes that have come out of deliberate attempts to convey particular messages and from translation issues.
As for drink, it goes like this: Have a drink with me and I can see what you're made of. Don't, and I'll view you with suspicion.
See, one of the reasons I don't drink is that I know under the veneer of civilisation that society expects, some people are complete arseholes. I, personally, constantly have to keep a number of dislikeable traits in check. I'd rather know how people want to put themselves across - I'm not interested in people's base urges unless those base urges aren't restrained.
Alcohol is a gift of God to warm the hearts of men.
Alcohol is a product of chemistry and biology, and a burden on the NHS.
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