Alan Burns
You call evolution 'crude'? Well, I for one think that the way we humans work from birth to death with trillions of cells, billions of bacteria, organs which keep working - and which can be repaired because of the skills of doctors when necessary - etc etc is at the other end of the scale entirely from 'crude'.
It's a pity* you don't appreciate it far more, instead of thinking it was some god that did it.
*Much more than a 'pity', I think a better phrase would be'a disgrace'.