Dear Keeper of the Sacred Waistcoat,
Ah well! is our Alan tickling your periaqueductal grey, more importantly is Alan tickling the bad part of your periaqueductal grey, if so then you would not be posting on this wonderful thread, you would walk away, not come near this thread, but no, you and most other posters are drawn to this thread and to our Alan, so does that mean that Alan is actually tickling the good part of your Jelly bean, the part responsible for orgasmic delight
Gonnagle.