I find it disturbing that there are people like you about Alan, people that I know will go about and wilfully instil this bronze age ignorant nonsense with a gleeful further on to the next poor, young and innocent, vulnerable, unfortunate, generation of very young children.
The worst thing about the above and is also disturbing about people like you Alan, is that you probably think there's absolutely nothing wrong with this scheme of yours, and your fellow travellers, that you have deliberately reserved for these poor unfortunates.
Apart from the above, there's nothing wrong with having your general outlook Alan.
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