Ah well Shaker, you could go out onto the common or into the woods and do it there. You might be arrested though. Also you might not have woods or a common near you.
I will be away (all being well which is never certain), in a small Kentish seaside town, on my old man's birthday on 24th. He'll be there too
, and our son. Going on Thursday morning, coming back Saturday morning. I don't know if Whitstable does anything for midsummer day, doubt it.