You are just trivialising the idea of God by equating it with things you shouldn't. Where is your warrant. When last I looked lucky black cats were not studied to degree level, nor seem to meet deep needs, nor were studied in the context of neo-platonic thought.
The problem that you have here is the same problem that everyone has who attempts to mount the same argument and make the same case (case in point: the dreadful Alister McGrath). The problem is that it's a
massive exercise in question-begging in the true sense of that phrase, which is to say, assuming the prior truth of the very thing which you're attempting to prove.
Firstly, who decides who shouldn't equate God with this, that or the other? What sort of things shouldn't God be equated with, and who decides this, and on what warrant? Who says, in other words?
Secondly, and more importantly: your invocation of 'degree level studies,' 'deep needs' and so forth are, as I said, monumental examples of question begging. You are trying to impress us with the fact that some people inexplicably decide to study theology to degree level, that the belief in a god meets 'deep needs' (whose? not mine) and that gods are studied in the context of neo-Platonic thought. This is supposed to be some sort of rationale for our taking the concept of a god seriously and lucky black cats not-seriously. Nope, sorry. Doesn't work. You are assuming that your audience is as impressed by the concept of a god as you appear to be. Well, many of us are not, not even remotely. Many of us want to know exactly why we are supposed to give the idea of a god any more head-room than the idea of lucky black cats. You need to make your case, to argue it coherently, cogently and rationally, not just take it as read that God is different
just because you say so, which at present is all that you're doing.
Arguments of this kind always fundamentally rely on the same fallacious rhetorical ploys. Firstly, they assume that people will be impressed by antiquity (
humans have believed in gods for thousands of years; that's the
argumentum ad antiquitatem if you prefer your fallacies comfortably couched in Latin) and secondly that they'll be impressed by sheer numbers (the
argumentum ad populum/
ad numerum). Sorry, but no. If we are to give the concept of a god, any god, all gods, more credence than the concept of leprechauns and tooth fairies, you're going to have to argue your corner and say precisely and exactly why we should do so, in a way that doesn't depend upon an
argumentum ad populum/
ad numerum already referred to and which doesn't rely on facts of human psychology (most people are afraid of death; they will tend to believe anything which purports to promise them that in some sense they won't meet total and utter oblivion when they die) which are entirely explicable within a sceptical, rationalist and naturalistic worldview. Lucky black cats do not provide human beings with a narrative story which purports to give objective meaning, value and purpose to their lives; lucky black cats do not purport to provide an ultimate and absolute grounding to morality; lucky black cats do not offer the hope of the continuation of personality/consciousness after death. Gods do. That this is why gods are believed in in far greater numbers than lucky black cats falls well within the remit of human psychology and anthropology and what-have-you, with absolutely no woo required. It is not an argument that gods exist or an argument that we should take the existence of gods seriously. If such arguments even exist - I've never seen one but hey, you might be the first - it's up to you to provide one. The spluttering righteous indignation that seems to overcome some theists when they come across their god being compared to airborne pasta-comprised creatures and the like merely masks a needle-sharp point; the paucity of any reason to take the one seriously (and on the the flimsiest of bases) and not the other.
Simple bald assertion is Alan Burns's job on this forum; you need to
demonstrate, not merely assert, why the concept of a god has a coherent definition and should be taken more seriously than lucky black cats, cash-dispensing fairies and garage-dwelling dragons. The idea of gods is as trivial, and remains as trivial, as the other examples I've given until and unless you can mount a sound case otherwise.
Good luck with that; nobody else has ever done it.