I don't think I'm wrong, NS, because I think most people who use this forum have a great deal of common sense. There are one or two exceptions but the majority wouldn't believe a report that sounded incredible to them. If it was reported that Charlie Chaplin, whose body disappeared not long after its burial, had been seen talking and eating with a crowd of fans, they would immediately say it was a con or a mistake. If someone told them Elvis had just left the building, they would laugh - as we all would.
As Shaker says, a great post, jj. A 'great' straw man argument.
As you say, most people would not believe in a story such as those you listed above, because they might be aware that Elvis was buried, twice, in 1977. Once in Forest Hill Cemetery, and then - on October 3rd - in Graceland. For both of these burials there is documentary evidence (though it is true that the documentary evidence for why the second took place is confusing). Furthermore, at no point in his mlife, did Elvis claim deity. The latter also applies to Chaplin.
However, Jesus it seems claimed to be God on a number of accasions prior to his death - either why what he said or by what he did. One can either dismiss what he said and did and state that any resurrection was therefore impossible, (in which case one can't try to argue that what he taught was something that we should take some sort of notice of, as many people do); or one has to take those claims into account when making one's choices.
[/quote]But they then say they actually believe Jesus was resurrected![/quote]As noted above, the context of this is completely different to that claimed in the straw man argument you have tried so hard to construct.
I'm sure it's really that they hope there is a god, who will save them from the thing most people dread - death and oblivion. To hang on to that hope they have to convince themselves that this was the one exception that proves the rule.
You seem to have a vcery good idesa what others believe, jj. Perhaps it matches your ideas. It certainly doesn't match my faith, or that of Christians I know.
That they dismiss the incredible tales in other holy books but can't dismiss those in their own holy book just shows that they have to ditch their common sense in order to keep those hopes alive.
Oddly enough, the 'incredible stories in other holy books' tend not to refer to the same kind of thing as the Biblical 'stories', thus making your argument rather tortuous.