I've not got a tattoo - I have always thought I would get one - but never got around to it.
At 58 it seems a bit late now, somehow.
Balls, bullshit, poppycock, wibble, twaddle, stuff and nonsense. Decide (over a long period of time) what you really want, find yourself a really good tattoo artist (shop around - the words
artist and
studio are not misapplied; artists work in studios), consult, engage, converse, chat, arrange and get the bloody thing done. It will hurt, and depending upon what you have where you have it you will enjoy it. (N.B. Only my experience and that of millions). If you have a good tattooist they will give you good aftercare as a matter of course, but nevertheless go into the chemist and buy a tube of Bepanthen (horribly greasy nappy rash cream) ... which is what you'll need to see you through the first two to three weeks or so.
It takes about that long for you to start thinking about what you'll have next
I have no problem with them at all - so long as they are done well and aren't the blue veiny ones which used to predominate the tattoo world years ago. You know the sort - self tattoos - LOVE HATE!
Old tattoos done long ago with old-fashioned inks, usually exposed to a lot of sunlight. Modern vegetable-based tattoo inks don't fade like that, but even if they did (they don't), if I may say, it's not really a consideration for either you or me