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'god thingies'
« on: July 13, 2015, 02:31:36 PM »
I hope ippy doesn't mind, when he came out with the phrase, 'god thingy' I had an idea for a new range in toy gismos.

My idea is that it would be a white shining figure about 12 inches high, which when switched on you could pray to it . Once you have made your request it would give you the thumbs up or thumbs down. At least you would get a response! ;D

Patent pending! ;D
 

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« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2015, 02:38:04 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2015, 02:44:18 PM »
I hope ippy doesn't mind, when he came out with the phrase, 'god thingy' I had an idea for a new range in toy gismos.

My idea is that it would be a white shining figure about 12 inches high, which when switched on you could pray to it . Once you have made your request it would give you the thumbs up or thumbs down. At least you would get a response! ;D

Patent pending! ;D

I heard "God thingy", did somebody call?

ippy

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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2015, 02:46:20 PM »
I hope ippy doesn't mind, when he came out with the phrase, 'god thingy' I had an idea for a new range in toy gismos.

My idea is that it would be a white shining figure about 12 inches high, which when switched on you could pray to it . Once you have made your request it would give you the thumbs up or thumbs down. At least you would get a response! ;D

Patent pending! ;D

I heard "God thingy", did somebody call?

ippy

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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2015, 03:04:55 PM »
I hope ippy doesn't mind, when he came out with the phrase, 'god thingy' I had an idea for a new range in toy gismos.

My idea is that it would be a white shining figure about 12 inches high, which when switched on you could pray to it . Once you have made your request it would give you the thumbs up or thumbs down. At least you would get a response! ;D

Patent pending! ;D

I heard "God thingy", did somebody call?

ippy

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There's no cure, the older I get the sillier I get and I think it's catching.

ippy

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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2015, 03:07:44 PM »
I hope ippy doesn't mind, when he came out with the phrase, 'god thingy' I had an idea for a new range in toy gismos.

My idea is that it would be a white shining figure about 12 inches high, which when switched on you could pray to it . Once you have made your request it would give you the thumbs up or thumbs down. At least you would get a response! ;D

Patent pending! ;D

I heard "God thingy", did somebody call?

ippy

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If you pray to it and get ippy, I'd say it most definitely doesn't work!    :D
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« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2015, 03:20:01 PM »
I hope ippy doesn't mind, when he came out with the phrase, 'god thingy' I had an idea for a new range in toy gismos.

My idea is that it would be a white shining figure about 12 inches high, which when switched on you could pray to it . Once you have made your request it would give you the thumbs up or thumbs down. At least you would get a response! ;D

Patent pending! ;D

I heard "God thingy", did somebody call?

ippy

IT WORKS! ;D

If you pray to it and get ippy, I'd say it most definitely doesn't work!    :D

You can never be certain B A.

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« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2015, 03:24:50 PM »
I hope ippy doesn't mind, when he came out with the phrase, 'god thingy' I had an idea for a new range in toy gismos.

My idea is that it would be a white shining figure about 12 inches high, which when switched on you could pray to it . Once you have made your request it would give you the thumbs up or thumbs down. At least you would get a response! ;D

Patent pending! ;D

I heard "God thingy", did somebody call?

ippy

IT WORKS! ;D

There's no cure, the older I get the sillier I get and I think it's catching.

ippy

My first childhood has gone seamlessly into my second! ;D

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« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2015, 03:29:29 PM »
Same old thingy. We have floo and ippy mocking God again today and Mr. Nearly has God on his mind, just like I said he would.

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« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2015, 03:38:16 PM »
The depiction of the deity in the not so good book deserves to be mocked it is so ghastly.

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« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2015, 04:35:01 PM »
I hope ippy doesn't mind, when he came out with the phrase, 'god thingy' I had an idea for a new range in toy gismos.

My idea is that it would be a white shining figure about 12 inches high, which when switched on you could pray to it . Once you have made your request it would give you the thumbs up or thumbs down. At least you would get a response! ;D

Patent pending! ;D

I heard "God thingy", did somebody call?

ippy

IT WORKS! ;D

If you pray to it and get ippy, I'd say it most definitely doesn't work!    :D

You can never be certain B A.

ippy (For now).

Floo might be better marketing it as a Halloween toy  -  press the button and get ippy,   arghhh!     :o
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« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2015, 07:20:02 PM »
Same old thingy. We have floo and ippy mocking God again today and Mr. Nearly has God on his mind, just like I said he would.

Woody, How can you mock something that's not there?

ippy

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« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2015, 07:38:04 PM »
Woody, How can you mock something that's not there?
And if he is, what then?  Remember that God loves you whatever you might think of him.
Are your, or your friends'/relatives', garages, lofts or sheds full of unused DIY gear, sewing/knitting machines or fabric and haberdashery stuff?

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« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2015, 07:43:24 PM »
Woody, How can you mock something that's not there?
And if he is, what then?  Remember that God loves you whatever you might think of him.

More nonsense, you'll be so annoyed when you're dead and there's no reception party for you.

Makes as much sense as your part of this post.

ippy

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« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2015, 07:46:26 PM »
More nonsense, (in my opinion) you'll be so annoyed when you're dead and there's no reception party for you.

(In my opinion) Makes as much sense as your part of this post.

ippy
FIFY, ippy
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« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2015, 07:54:59 PM »
Woody, How can you mock something that's not there?
And if he is, what then?  Remember that God loves you whatever you might think of him.
The assertion treadmill is in safe hands.
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« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2015, 08:15:07 PM »
Tell me about it old timer. Ippster and his assertion that God is not there. I tend not to think about what's not there. Atheists around here can't get God off their minds. No amount of declaring He isn't there is freeing them of His place in their daily thoughts. He's there and isn't going away. You will be dealing with God in your thoughts everyday atheists. He's not done with you.

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« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2015, 08:16:23 PM »
The assertion treadmill is in safe hands.
I'd agree; ippy does seem to be enjoying that treadmill.
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« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2015, 08:22:51 PM »
Another error. I didn't mean him; I meant you.
Pain, or damage, don't end the world. Or despair, or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back. - Al Swearengen, Deadwood.

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« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2015, 08:41:29 PM »
Like a hamster on it's wheel. Every time he jumps off he finds he hasn't gotten anywhere, God is still on his mind. He can't flee from the Almighty. Applies to that marxist too.

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« Reply #20 on: July 13, 2015, 10:49:51 PM »
More nonsense, (in my opinion) you'll be so annoyed when you're dead and there's no reception party for you.

(In my opinion) Makes as much sense as your part of this post.

ippy
FIFY, ippy

Where's the evidence Hope? You haven't got any to present and it's not likely you ever will have.

You can unstick the needle, so you say?

ippy 

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« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2015, 12:08:35 AM »
Same old thingy. We have floo and ippy mocking God again today and Mr. Nearly has God on his mind, just like I said he would.

Woody, How can you mock something that's not there?

ippy

Why do you spend hours talking tosh about something that's not there:  hypocrite!
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« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2015, 08:51:11 AM »
Same old thingy. We have floo and ippy mocking God again today and Mr. Nearly has God on his mind, just like I said he would.

Woody, How can you mock something that's not there?

ippy

Why do you spend hours talking tosh about something that's not there:  hypocrite!

I have said why BA, it's something like it's at the same time, incredible and fascinating the load of old tosh people actually do take on board as wrote; it's not like there is anything credible around that would support this nonsense.

The 21st century and we've still got something equally as realistic as a belief astrology still hanging on, a large scale David Icke land.

ippy
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« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2015, 09:37:48 AM »
Woody, How can you mock something that's not there?
And if he is, what then? Remember that God loves you whatever you might think of him.

An assertion NOT backed up by the stories attributed to it in the Bible!


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« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2015, 01:12:17 PM »
I wouldn't want to be loved by that horrendous creature in the Bible. :o
I don't think it's capable of it if you look at what ridiculous antics it got up to. :( ::)

Getting stroppy when it didn't get its own way & then throwing its toys out the pram when its 'experiment' on earth, Noah etc, didn't work.
WHY did it not work out.? Surely the ALL Supreme One would've known this, no!?!!?
Or can't even God see into the future??? ;) ::)