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SqueakyVoice

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How do you like your eggs?
« on: July 15, 2015, 11:19:25 PM »
Cooked in a cylindrical cooker then blasted out like a congealed egg tube?

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As instructed, I crack two whole eggs into the hot tunnel, trying to ignore the gurgling sound from within. It’s impossible to see what’s going on – but it smells bad. I squint into the dark opening. A bulging yellow sac peers back at me. Minutes pass; the smell does not. Then, without warning, a flaccid, spongy log half jumps from the machine, writhing like an alien parasite in search of a host body. It’s horrifying, like a scene from The Lair of the White Worm.

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(If the link doesn't work search The Guardian for The Egg Master.)

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Re: How do you like your eggs?
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2015, 08:51:49 AM »
Occasionally.
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Re: How do you like your eggs?
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2015, 09:02:44 AM »


"Eggs are okay," as the great Einstein said.  Or was it someone else?
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Re: How do you like your eggs?
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2015, 09:13:40 AM »


"Eggs are okay," as the great Einstein said.  Or was it someone else?

Edwina Currie?
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Re: How do you like your eggs?
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2015, 06:36:53 PM »
Some exceptionally good gadgets here. I particularly like the veg chopper that requires you to chop your veg by hand before putting it in the machine.

https://home.bt.com/news/features/6-kitchen-gadgets-even-more-pointless-than-the-egg-master-11363992888776

The salad spinner doesn't count though. They are very useful on a rainy afternoon - just line with paper plates and fill with liquid poster paint for endless toddler entertainment. Bonus: cut resulting pictures into Xmas tree shapes for cards for relatives and neighbours.