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Re: Do you do any of these things that are banned in the Bible?
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2015, 01:15:36 PM »
I counted 5
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Re: Do you do any of these things that are banned in the Bible?
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2015, 01:26:59 PM »
Ten for me.
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Re: Do you do any of these things that are banned in the Bible?
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2015, 01:31:26 PM »
I made it up to 8 (assuming that having a Paul Daniels' Magic kit as a child counts as 'practicing magic').
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Re: Do you do any of these things that are banned in the Bible?
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2015, 02:52:48 PM »
I made it up to 8 (assuming that having a Paul Daniels' Magic kit as a child counts as 'practicing magic').

Oh Paul Daniels could do magic! He could make himself 11 inches taller by standing on his wallet!
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Re: Do you do any of these things that are banned in the Bible?
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2015, 02:55:52 PM »

I hit !!.

Just, PLEASE, do not ask me which ones!
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Re: Do you do any of these things that are banned in the Bible?
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2015, 03:02:00 PM »
Depends, how many points for shagging your sister while pissed, shouting screw you, dad, and eating a bacon and monkfish sandwich?

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Re: Do you do any of these things that are banned in the Bible?
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2015, 03:17:22 PM »
Depends, how many points for shagging your sister while pissed, shouting screw you, dad, and eating a bacon and monkfish sandwich?

Bugger the points - you deserve a bloody medal if you can do all those at the same time!
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Re: Do you do any of these things that are banned in the Bible?
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2015, 03:27:58 PM »

A thread illustrating the atheists' obsession with religion.  Try weaning yourself off it, since you don't even believe any of it.  I'm sure you wives/husbands/partners are worried about you!    :)
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Re: Do you do any of these things that are banned in the Bible?
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2015, 03:42:53 PM »

A thread illustrating the atheists' obsession with religion.  Try weaning yourself off it, since you don't even believe any of it.  I'm sure you wives/husbands/partners are worried about you!    :)

Which atheists?
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Re: Do you do any of these things that are banned in the Bible?
« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2015, 03:43:57 PM »

A thread illustrating the atheists' obsession with religion.  Try weaning yourself off it, since you don't even believe any of it.  I'm sure you wives/husbands/partners are worried about you!    :)

Which atheists?

All of them.

All those on this forum: I don't know all the rest!
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BA.

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Re: Do you do any of these things that are banned in the Bible?
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2015, 04:19:40 PM »

A thread illustrating the atheists' obsession with religion.  Try weaning yourself off it, since you don't even believe any of it.  I'm sure you wives/husbands/partners are worried about you!    :)

Which atheists?

All of them.

Ye Gods!
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Re: Do you do any of these things that are banned in the Bible?
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2015, 04:45:05 PM »


From Geoge Takei ( Admiral Sulu).

http://www.wittyfeed.com/story/6627/4/Things-Banned-By-The-Bible-But-We-Do-Them-Anyway-
I wonder why this isn't on the Jewish thread, as the vast majority of the 'bans' that exist in the Bible are in the Old Testament.  I suppose it might also have been in a 'Health'-related section if we had one.
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Re: Do you do any of these things that are banned in the Bible?
« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2015, 05:01:19 PM »
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Re: Do you do any of these things that are banned in the Bible?
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2015, 05:06:32 PM »


From Geoge Takei ( Admiral Sulu).

http://www.wittyfeed.com/story/6627/4/Things-Banned-By-The-Bible-But-We-Do-Them-Anyway-



I wonder why this isn't on the Jewish thread, as the vast majority of the 'bans' that exist in the Bible are in the Old Testament.


So the God who made the prohibitions listed in the Old Testament is not the God of the Christians?
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Re: Do you do any of these things that are banned in the Bible?
« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2015, 05:46:00 PM »

A thread illustrating the atheists' obsession with religion.  Try weaning yourself off it, since you don't even believe any of it.  I'm sure you wives/husbands/partners are worried about you!    :)

Which atheists?

That's a trick question, we all know that deep down we really believe, we just think it's cool to get tattoos, worship satan whilst claiming we don't believe in him either, live without superstitions and be nice to people because we're nice, not because we're being judged...

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Re: Do you do any of these things that are banned in the Bible?
« Reply #16 on: August 05, 2015, 12:18:33 AM »
So the God who made the prohibitions listed in the Old Testament is not the God of the Christians?
I wondered when someone would make this schoolboy error, Matt.

As has been discussed on at least two other threads recently, Jesus pointed out that he had come to fulfill the law.  In other words, he had come - as God in human form - to make the law unnecessary by instigating a completely different approach to life (and before you make any comments about how unsuccessful that was, I will happily acknowledge that the church has often failed to live up to the standards Jesus set for us).

The Jewish people, for whom the original law was developed, remain under its jurisdiction for as long as they choose to ignore/dispute the Messiahship of Jesus.  Therefore, it ios they who you ought to be addressing the question in the OP.  In a sense, so does everyone else, since law only exists to control or manage human failing.
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Re: Do you do any of these things that are banned in the Bible?
« Reply #17 on: August 05, 2015, 12:22:34 AM »
So fulfilling something and making that same thing unnecessary are synonymous according to you, then?
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Re: Do you do any of these things that are banned in the Bible?
« Reply #18 on: August 05, 2015, 12:54:49 AM »
So the God who made the prohibitions listed in the Old Testament is not the God of the Christians?
I wondered when someone would make this schoolboy error, Matt.

As has been discussed on at least two other threads recently, Jesus pointed out that he had come to fulfill the law.  In other words, he had come - as God in human form - to make the law unnecessary by instigating a completely different approach to life (and before you make any comments about how unsuccessful that was, I will happily acknowledge that the church has often failed to live up to the standards Jesus set for us).

The Jewish people, for whom the original law was developed, remain under its jurisdiction for as long as they choose to ignore/dispute the Messiahship of Jesus.  Therefore, it ios they who you ought to be addressing the question in the OP.  In a sense, so does everyone else, since law only exists to control or manage human failing.

I will agree with this duplicitous load of old rubbish when the combined OT and NT Bible is separated into two separate books and the Christian Church only uses the NT part of it and disowns the OT.

Otherwise your comment/explanation is wriggling to get out of something that you can't live with - the fact that the Bible is so full of contradictions as to make it open to more interpretations than there are stars ij the universe, thus ewnnabling the Christian Churches to make it say just about anything it wants it to - except order pizza and ice-cream of course.

Now watch some smarty-pants aome along and show that, in fact, it can do just that.
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Re: Do you do any of these things that are banned in the Bible?
« Reply #19 on: August 05, 2015, 08:41:52 AM »
I will agree with this duplicitous load of old rubbish when the combined OT and NT Bible is separated into two separate books and the Christian Church only uses the NT part of it and disowns the OT.
How can anyone disown something that they don't own, Matt?  The Old Testament obviously helps to understand the context in which Jesus was teaching, and the background to the lives of the Jewish people he taught, but by definition, a New Covenant replaces an Old one.

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Otherwise your comment/explanation is wriggling to get out of something that you can't live with - the fact that the Bible is so full of contradictions as to make it open to more interpretations than there are stars ij the universe, thus ewnnabling the Christian Churches to make it say just about anything it wants it to - except order pizza and ice-cream of course.
Why would I, or Christians as a whole, be trying to wriggle out of something that we're not in?  If anything, all the assertions along these lines (and they've been doing the rounds for donkeys' years) are simoly those who want to diss Christianity having to scrabble around for some ideas that they can hang their complaints on.
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Re: Do you do any of these things that are banned in the Bible?
« Reply #20 on: August 05, 2015, 09:11:39 AM »
I will agree with this duplicitous load of old rubbish when the combined OT and NT Bible is separated into two separate books and the Christian Church only uses the NT part of it and disowns the OT.
How can anyone disown something that they don't own, Matt?  The Old Testament obviously helps to understand the context in which Jesus was teaching, and the background to the lives of the Jewish people he taught, but by definition, a New Covenant replaces an Old one.

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Otherwise your comment/explanation is wriggling to get out of something that you can't live with - the fact that the Bible is so full of contradictions as to make it open to more interpretations than there are stars ij the universe, thus ewnnabling the Christian Churches to make it say just about anything it wants it to - except order pizza and ice-cream of course.
Why would I, or Christians as a whole, be trying to wriggle out of something that we're not in?  If anything, all the assertions along these lines (and they've been doing the rounds for donkeys' years) are simoly those who want to diss Christianity having to scrabble around for some ideas that they can hang their complaints on.

Hey ho! I'm off to Jerusalem to discuss this subject with the Wailing Wall - I'll get more sense out of that than any Christian on this Forum!
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Re: Do you do any of these things that are banned in the Bible?
« Reply #21 on: August 05, 2015, 04:12:25 PM »
"Then said he, Lo, I came to do thy will, O God. He taketh away the first, that he may establish the second."   Hebrews 10:9

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Re: Do you do any of these things that are banned in the Bible?
« Reply #22 on: August 05, 2015, 04:40:38 PM »
Hey ho! I'm off to Jerusalem to discuss this subject with the Wailing Wall - I'll get more sense out of that than any Christian on this Forum!
WEell, since the Jews still believe themselves under the thrall of the Old Testament laws, discussing it with them would actually be a remarkably clever thing to do, and was what I suggested in my very first post on the thread.
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Re: Do you do any of these things that are banned in the Bible?
« Reply #23 on: August 05, 2015, 05:23:33 PM »
Hey ho! I'm off to Jerusalem to discuss this subject with the Wailing Wall - I'll get more sense out of that than any Christian on this Forum!
WEell, since the Jews still believe themselves under the thrall of the Old Testament laws, discussing it with them would actually be a remarkably clever thing to do, and was what I suggested in my very first post on the thread.

Let's face it Hope, when discussing talking about the negatives/contradictions of Christian beliefs and their reliance on the Bible, I could choose any wall, the Great Wall of Chins, Hadrian's Wall, Wall Street, the Berlin Wall - every single one would give a more reasoned argument that you and your associates.

Thankfully, I have just picked up the mail and have got some work to do, so I will not have time to read your nonsense arguments for at least twelve hours.

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Re: Do you do any of these things that are banned in the Bible?
« Reply #24 on: August 05, 2015, 07:37:01 PM »
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