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Re: Politics made easy?
« Reply #25 on: August 11, 2015, 11:57:22 PM »
Vlad

You have two cows.

Wait, they're actually bulls and they shit everywhere.
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Re: Politics made easy?
« Reply #26 on: August 12, 2015, 12:10:21 AM »
Quote from: jeremyp on August 11, 2015, 11:43:33 PM
Jedi corporation.

You have two cows.

These are not the cows you are looking for.

Applaud
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Re: Politics made easy?
« Reply #27 on: August 12, 2015, 01:02:02 AM »
Quote from: jeremyp on August 11, 2015, 11:57:22 PM
Vlad

You have two cows.

Wait, they're actually bulls and they shit everywhere.
Bulls?

I hear you enjoy milking them, Jeremy.
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Re: Politics made easy?
« Reply #28 on: August 12, 2015, 08:36:35 AM »
Schrodinger's cows

You have a cowshed. It is locked. You may have two cows in there or you may not.
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Re: Politics made easy?
« Reply #29 on: August 12, 2015, 09:20:48 AM »
Heisenberg's Cows

You have two cows.

You know where one of them is. You know how fast the other was going when it left.

O.
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Re: Politics made easy?
« Reply #30 on: August 12, 2015, 09:22:26 AM »
Pauli's Cows

You have two cows.

One of them is in a field. When the other enters the field, one of them turns into a sheep.

O.
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Re: Politics made easy?
« Reply #31 on: August 12, 2015, 10:48:11 AM »
Quote from: Outrider on August 12, 2015, 09:22:26 AM
Pauli's Cows

You have two cows.

One of them is in a field. When the other enters the field, one of them turns into a sheep.

O.

Einstein's cows,

you have two cows in a field. You take one of them for a trip and when you get back you find that the other one has died of old age.
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Re: Politics made easy?
« Reply #32 on: August 12, 2015, 01:05:39 PM »
The BBC

You have two cows.

You distribute fresh milk to all in the village.

The mayor is mates with a man who is unsuccessfully trying to sell powdered milk substitute (contains vegetable fats), so he has your cows slaughtered.
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Re: Politics made easy?
« Reply #33 on: August 12, 2015, 01:30:05 PM »
Donald Trump

You met two women, you call them cows
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Re: Politics made easy?
« Reply #34 on: August 12, 2015, 01:36:23 PM »
Andy Burnham

You have two cows, even though you have always been opposed to ownership of cows, and were opposed,  when you bought them
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Re: Politics made easy?
« Reply #35 on: August 12, 2015, 01:39:07 PM »
Quote from: jeremyp on August 12, 2015, 01:05:39 PM
The BBC

You have two cows.

You distribute fresh milk to all in the village.

The mayor is mates with a man who is unsuccessfully trying to sell powdered milk substitute (contains vegetable fats), so he has your cows slaughtered.
Absolutely spot on....It's incisiveness such as this which has commanded my enduring support and approval for Jeremy.
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Re: Politics made easy?
« Reply #36 on: August 12, 2015, 09:04:37 PM »
Quote from: Big V on August 12, 2015, 01:39:07 PM
Quote from: jeremyp on August 12, 2015, 01:05:39 PM
The BBC

You have two cows.

You distribute fresh milk to all in the village.

The mayor is mates with a man who is unsuccessfully trying to sell powdered milk substitute (contains vegetable fats), so he has your cows slaughtered.
Absolutely spot on....It's incisiveness such as this which has commanded my enduring support and approval for Jeremy.

Even though he refuses to condemn the IRA murderers?
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Re: Politics made easy?
« Reply #37 on: August 12, 2015, 09:53:17 PM »
Quote from: BashfulAnthony on August 12, 2015, 09:04:37 PM

Even though he refuses to condemn the IRA murderers?

When have I ever refused to condemn IRA murders?
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Re: Politics made easy?
« Reply #38 on: August 12, 2015, 10:08:17 PM »
Quote from: jeremyp on August 12, 2015, 09:53:17 PM
Quote from: BashfulAnthony on August 12, 2015, 09:04:37 PM

Even though he refuses to condemn the IRA murderers?

When have I ever refused to condemn IRA murders?

Hopefully, you are not of like mind with Corbyn's view!
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