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Corn circles are back
« on: August 12, 2015, 12:27:16 PM »
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Re: Corn circles are back
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2015, 10:21:50 PM »
The difference between the fake circles and the genuine ones is, on checking the false circles the stalks are bent at right-angles and the whole creation is rather messy; whereas the genuine circles are flattened but not bent at the base of the stalks and are beautifully woven. They are created by immense heat.... but I'm not saying by whom..... not 'ere, anyway. ;D
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Re: Corn circles are back
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2015, 10:22:48 PM »
Quote from: SweetPea on August 13, 2015, 10:21:50 PM
The difference between the fake circles and the genuine ones ...

Errr .... what genuine ones?
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Re: Corn circles are back
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2015, 10:24:51 PM »
Quote from: Shaker on August 13, 2015, 10:22:48 PM
Quote from: SweetPea on August 13, 2015, 10:21:50 PM
The difference between the fake circles and the genuine ones ...

Errr .... what genuine ones?

The real macoy... ;)
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Re: Corn circles are back
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2015, 10:25:54 PM »
Quote from: SweetPea on August 13, 2015, 10:24:51 PM
Quote from: Shaker on August 13, 2015, 10:22:48 PM
Quote from: SweetPea on August 13, 2015, 10:21:50 PM
The difference between the fake circles and the genuine ones ...

Errr .... what genuine ones?

The real macoy... ;)
Which are what and made by whom?
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Re: Corn circles are back
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2015, 10:35:38 PM »
Quote from: Shaker on August 13, 2015, 10:25:54 PM
Quote from: SweetPea on August 13, 2015, 10:24:51 PM
Quote from: Shaker on August 13, 2015, 10:22:48 PM
Quote from: SweetPea on August 13, 2015, 10:21:50 PM
The difference between the fake circles and the genuine ones ...

Errr .... what genuine ones?

The real macoy... ;)
Which are what and made by whom?

Ah, ha.... now that would be telling; but do you seriously think they are man-made?
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Re: Corn circles are back
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2015, 10:38:53 PM »
Quote from: SweetPea on August 13, 2015, 10:35:38 PM
Ah, ha.... now that would be telling
It would be telling if you actually told us something and stopped pissing about with this nudge-nudge-wink-wink-pretensions-of-inside-information balls.

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but do you seriously think they are man-made?
Of course. The methods are well known. Who or what else is supposed to make them?
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Re: Corn circles are back
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2015, 10:49:01 PM »
Quote from: Shaker on August 13, 2015, 10:25:54 PM
Quote from: SweetPea on August 13, 2015, 10:24:51 PM
Quote from: Shaker on August 13, 2015, 10:22:48 PM
Quote from: SweetPea on August 13, 2015, 10:21:50 PM
The difference between the fake circles and the genuine ones ...

Errr .... what genuine ones?

The real macoy... ;)
Which are what and made by whom?
Fucking Aliens.......didn't you watch the X Files?
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Re: Corn circles are back
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2015, 10:50:02 PM »
Quote from: Big V on August 13, 2015, 10:49:01 PM
Quote from: Shaker on August 13, 2015, 10:25:54 PM
Quote from: SweetPea on August 13, 2015, 10:24:51 PM
Quote from: Shaker on August 13, 2015, 10:22:48 PM
Quote from: SweetPea on August 13, 2015, 10:21:50 PM
The difference between the fake circles and the genuine ones ...

Errr .... what genuine ones?


The real macoy... ;)
Which are what and made by whom?
Fucking Aliens.......didn't you watch the X Files?


Very artistic, these aliens.  I wonder why they won't show themselves and take credit?
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Re: Corn circles are back
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2015, 11:01:38 PM »
In these parts it is believed that crop marks are caused by the great black beast known only as Mee-Loh. Legend has it that he is over-enthusiastic and a bit daft, but can be contained by the magic of small sausages, or bits of schmackos at a pinch.

Well, that's my story for the farmer anyways...
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Re: Corn circles are back
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2015, 11:03:14 PM »
Quote from: Rhiannon on August 13, 2015, 11:01:38 PM
In these parts it is believed that crop marks are caused by the great black beast known only as Mee-Loh. Legend has it that he is over-enthusiastic and a bit daft, but can be contained by the magic of small sausages, or bits of schmackos at a pinch.

Well, that's my story for the farmer anyways...

My Meg loves schmackos.
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Re: Corn circles are back
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2015, 11:42:21 PM »
Quote from: Shaker on August 13, 2015, 10:22:48 PM
Quote from: SweetPea on August 13, 2015, 10:21:50 PM
The difference between the fake circles and the genuine ones ...

Errr .... what genuine ones?

I'm thinking that, once we accept they were all made by humans, they are all genuine, except ones that are just Photoshopped.
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Re: Corn circles are back
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2015, 11:44:00 PM »
Quote from: BashfulAnthony on August 13, 2015, 10:50:02 PM
Quote from: Big V on August 13, 2015, 10:49:01 PM

Fucking Aliens.......didn't you watch the X Files?


Very artistic, these aliens.  I wonder why they won't show themselves and take credit?

Because they were embarrassed about shagging in a field?
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Re: Corn circles are back
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2015, 11:46:20 PM »
Quote from: jeremyp on August 13, 2015, 11:44:00 PM
Quote from: BashfulAnthony on August 13, 2015, 10:50:02 PM
Quote from: Big V on August 13, 2015, 10:49:01 PM

Fucking Aliens.......didn't you watch the X Files?


Very artistic, these aliens.  I wonder why they won't show themselves and take credit?



Because they were embarrassed about shagging in a field?

Unfunny: unimpressive.
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Re: Corn circles are back
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2015, 09:46:47 AM »
Quote from: BashfulAnthony on August 13, 2015, 11:46:20 PM
Quote from: jeremyp on August 13, 2015, 11:44:00 PM
Quote from: BashfulAnthony on August 13, 2015, 10:50:02 PM
Quote from: Big V on August 13, 2015, 10:49:01 PM

Fucking Aliens.......didn't you watch the X Files?

Very artistic, these aliens.  I wonder why they won't show themselves and take credit?

Because they were embarrassed about shagging in a field?

Unfunny: unimpressive.

You're only sulking because the aliens didn't come round begging for free food.
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Re: Corn circles are back
« Reply #15 on: August 14, 2015, 09:53:02 AM »
Quote from: BashfulAnthony on August 13, 2015, 11:46:20 PM

Unfunny: unimpressive.

Why aren't you having a go at Vlad for using an obscenity?
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Re: Corn circles are back
« Reply #16 on: August 14, 2015, 10:02:49 AM »
Quote from: jeremyp on August 14, 2015, 09:53:02 AM
Quote from: BashfulAnthony on August 13, 2015, 11:46:20 PM

Unfunny: unimpressive.

Why aren't you having a go at Vlad for using am obscenity?

Oh, I didn't realise what "am obscenity" meant!
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Re: Corn circles are back
« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2015, 10:41:13 AM »
Quote from: BashfulAnthony on August 14, 2015, 10:02:49 AM
Quote from: jeremyp on August 14, 2015, 09:53:02 AM
Quote from: BashfulAnthony on August 13, 2015, 11:46:20 PM

Unfunny: unimpressive.

Why aren't you having a go at Vlad for using am obscenity?

Oh, I didn't realise what "am obscenity" meant!

Evasion noted.
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Re: Corn circles are back
« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2015, 11:09:56 AM »
Quote from: jeremyp on August 13, 2015, 11:44:00 PM
Quote from: BashfulAnthony on August 13, 2015, 10:50:02 PM
Quote from: Big V on August 13, 2015, 10:49:01 PM

Fucking Aliens.......didn't you watch the X Files?


Very artistic, these aliens.  I wonder why they won't show themselves and take credit?

Because they were embarrassed about shagging in a field?

 ;D
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Re: Corn circles are back
« Reply #19 on: August 14, 2015, 11:14:46 AM »
Quote from: jeremyp on August 14, 2015, 09:53:02 AM


Why aren't you having a go at Vlad for using am obscenity?


If I had to guess it would be from one or more of the following;

It's Vlad
Vlad is a Christian
Vlad is not you
Vlad is not Shaker
 ::)

..but I admit I could be wrong!  ;)



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Re: Corn circles are back
« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2015, 11:21:26 AM »
Quote from: Big V on August 13, 2015, 10:49:01 PM
Quote from: Shaker on August 13, 2015, 10:25:54 PM
Quote from: SweetPea on August 13, 2015, 10:24:51 PM
Quote from: Shaker on August 13, 2015, 10:22:48 PM
Quote from: SweetPea on August 13, 2015, 10:21:50 PM
The difference between the fake circles and the genuine ones ...

Errr .... what genuine ones?

The real macoy... ;)
Which are what and made by whom?
Fucking Aliens.......didn't you watch the X Files?

Sorry, just to be clear - is that 'fucking' aliens with 'fucking' used as emphasis, or is that 'fucking aliens', as in their act of coitus somehow results in patterns in foodstuff?

O.
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Re: Corn circles are back
« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2015, 11:33:00 AM »
I must have missed that episode.
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Re: Corn circles are back
« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2015, 11:52:08 AM »
Well the only explanation for crop circles is, it's aliens wot dun it, with a bit of help from the deity! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Corn circles are back
« Reply #23 on: August 14, 2015, 01:08:26 PM »
Quote from: SweetPea on August 13, 2015, 10:21:50 PM
The difference between the fake circles and the genuine ones is, on checking the false circles the stalks are bent at right-angles and the whole creation is rather messy; whereas the genuine circles are flattened but not bent at the base of the stalks and are beautifully woven. They are created by immense heat.... but I'm not saying by whom..... not 'ere, anyway. ;D

Genuine ones!?!
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Re: Corn circles are back
« Reply #24 on: August 14, 2015, 01:12:46 PM »
Don't bother - I tried that last night and we got the written equivalent of a sly wink and a tapped nose  ::)
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