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Nearly Sane

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The Treasonous Queen Elizabeth
« on: August 31, 2015, 05:51:35 PM »
Some may well be interested in this



http://tinyurl.com/ng597vm

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Re: The Treasonous Queen Elizabeth
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2015, 06:22:48 PM »

Some may well be interested in this

http://tinyurl.com/ng597vm


Ye gods! There are pepople out there in te real world who talk as much bollocks as some of those on here.

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Ms. Windsor Cragg states that King Edward VIII was the victim of a deceptive, unlawful coup d’état that involved the occultist branch of the Windsor family – her Grandfather King George V, her Uncle King George VI and his half-brother Adolf Hitler – in a plot including MI5 double agent Wallace Warfield Simpson to take over the UK Crown from legitimate heir and non-occultist Christian King Edward VIII and stage World War II as a False Flag.

Edward violated the 1772 Marriage Act by marrying a divorcee [Wallace Warfield Simpson] who was [secretly] a double MI-5 agent in the employ of King George V during WWI serving as intermediary between the King and his German cousin Kaiser Wilhelm, as well as with the eldest illegitimate son, Adolph Hitler

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This reads like the script from an unbroadcast edition of the Goon Show!

Except, of course, that even Milligan and Bentine at their maddest best could not have come up with this one!

Or could they - maybe they did and this woman has got hold of a copy and decided to run with it!

If it ever gets to Court, I want a seat in the Gallery so I can be thrown out for laughing too loud!
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Re: The Treasonous Queen Elizabeth
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2015, 06:43:34 PM »
Thanks for that CMG.

You even added a touch of Eccles in this sentence:





Ye gods! There are pepople out there in te real world who talk as much bollocks as some of those on here.



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Re: The Treasonous Queen Elizabeth
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2015, 07:04:55 PM »
Since the Goon Show has been mentioned:

http://www.hexmaster.com/goonscripts/what_time_is_it.html

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Re: The Treasonous Queen Elizabeth
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2015, 07:23:44 PM »
I remember her from the BBC board, where she went on incessantly about this claim.   

We all dismissed her as a nutcase, but if she can produce some sort of DNA proof connecting her with the royal family, it will make her story very interesting.  :)

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Re: The Treasonous Queen Elizabeth
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2015, 07:33:40 PM »
Is this Emily we are talking about?
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Re: The Treasonous Queen Elizabeth
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2015, 07:40:56 PM »
Is this Emily we are talking about?

It is indeed

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Re: The Treasonous Queen Elizabeth
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2015, 07:42:21 PM »
Is this Emily we are talking about?
The one and only.
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Re: The Treasonous Queen Elizabeth
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2015, 07:48:59 PM »

I remember her from the BBC board, where she went on incessantly about this claim.   

We all dismissed her as a nutcase, but if she can produce some sort of DNA proof connecting her with the royal family, it will make her story very interesting.  :)


I would not question her lineage.

What I question is her sanity.

Edward VIII abdicated, he was not pushed or forced or anything.

He was given a simple choice, give up Wallace because the law did not allow the reigning monarch or the heir apparent to marry a divorcee or give up the throne.

He chose to up the throne - CHOSE TO!

I just hope that the British taxpayer is not going to be asked or forced to pay her legal fees!

And as to Hitler being half-brother to George VI . . . even our violent anti-Brit could not come up with that one!
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Re: The Treasonous Queen Elizabeth
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2015, 07:51:56 PM »
Is this Emily we are talking about?
The one and only.
I think you'll find that this is The One and Only...

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Re: The Treasonous Queen Elizabeth
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2015, 08:32:42 AM »

I remember her from the BBC board, where she went on incessantly about this claim.   

We all dismissed her as a nutcase, but if she can produce some sort of DNA proof connecting her with the royal family, it will make her story very interesting.  :)


I would not question her lineage.

What I question is her sanity.

Edward VIII abdicated, he was not pushed or forced or anything.

He was given a simple choice, give up Wallace because the law did not allow the reigning monarch or the heir apparent to marry a divorcee or give up the throne.

He chose to up the throne - CHOSE TO!

I just hope that the British taxpayer is not going to be asked or forced to pay her legal fees!

And as to Hitler being half-brother to George VI . . . even our violent anti-Brit could not come up with that one!

I agree with all of this, but "Wallace" is Gromit's manservant, The Duchess of Windsor was "Wallis".
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Re: The Treasonous Queen Elizabeth
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2015, 09:30:32 PM »

I remember her from the BBC board, where she went on incessantly about this claim.   

We all dismissed her as a nutcase, but if she can produce some sort of DNA proof connecting her with the royal family, it will make her story very interesting.  :)


I would not question her lineage.

What I question is her sanity.

Edward VIII abdicated, he was not pushed or forced or anything.

He was given a simple choice, give up Wallace because the law did not allow the reigning monarch or the heir apparent to marry a divorcee or give up the throne.

He chose to up the throne - CHOSE TO!

I just hope that the British taxpayer is not going to be asked or forced to pay her legal fees!

And as to Hitler being half-brother to George VI . . . even our violent anti-Brit could not come up with that one!

I agree with all of this, but "Wallace" is Gromit's manservant, The Duchess of Windsor was "Wallis".

Point taken - apologies!
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