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Re: Who would be your Jonah?
« Reply #50 on: September 11, 2015, 05:13:09 PM »
Personally I'd keep Jesus in the boat on the basis he'd be the only one I'd want to talk to.

Yes Rhi I would go with that too.

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Re: Who would be your Jonah?
« Reply #51 on: September 11, 2015, 05:14:17 PM »
Yea, yea they would be.

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I'm glad you acknowledge that reality, ippy.  :P
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Re: Who would be your Jonah?
« Reply #52 on: September 11, 2015, 05:20:50 PM »
I wish floo had Karl Marx on that list. That drunk would have just stumbled over the side all on his own. And his family would have been better off if he had.

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Re: Who would be your Jonah?
« Reply #53 on: September 11, 2015, 05:43:18 PM »
I wish floo had Karl Marx on that list. That drunk would have just stumbled over the side all on his own. And his family would have been better off if he had.

I should have also on the list some of those crazy US TV evangelists who take in the extremely gullible with their nasty garbage!

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Re: Who would be your Jonah?
« Reply #54 on: September 11, 2015, 05:59:54 PM »
I should have also on the list some of those crazy US TV evangelists who take in the extremely gullible with their nasty garbage!
Wouldn't quibble with that Floo, but then I wouldn't quibble with Donald Trump or Bush Junior being an option for ejection.
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Re: Who would be your Jonah?
« Reply #55 on: September 12, 2015, 12:08:12 PM »
I wish floo had Karl Marx on that list. That drunk would have just stumbled over the side all on his own. And his family would have been better off if he had.

Thank goodness for the spread of knowledge throughout the world via the internet, I suppose there will always be the internet version of stony ground here and there.

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Re: Who would be your Jonah?
« Reply #56 on: September 12, 2015, 12:15:42 PM »
Yea, yea they would be.

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I'm glad you acknowledge that reality, ippy.  :P
It was sarcasm, Hoppity ::)

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Re: Who would be your Jonah?
« Reply #57 on: September 12, 2015, 10:55:11 PM »
I would throw militant atheists overboard but don't fear though............Turds float.

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Re: Who would be your Jonah?
« Reply #58 on: September 13, 2015, 12:26:05 AM »
I would throw militant atheists overboard but don't fear though............Turds float.
Yes, especially just after they try to throw the ,militant atheists overboard even though they are outnumbered.
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Re: Who would be your Jonah?
« Reply #59 on: September 13, 2015, 08:13:33 AM »
I would throw militant atheists overboard but don't fear though............Turds float.

'Turds float', well you should know Vlad being chief 'turd' around here! ;D

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Re: Who would be your Jonah?
« Reply #60 on: September 13, 2015, 02:47:45 PM »
I would throw militant atheists overboard but don't fear though............Turds float.

A bit bitchy there Vlad, not having a very good day?

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Re: Who would be your Jonah?
« Reply #61 on: September 13, 2015, 03:15:11 PM »
I would throw militant atheists overboard but don't fear though............Turds float.

A bit bitchy there Vlad, not having a very good day?

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If Vlad's posts are an indication of his demeanour, he seldom has good days! Maybe his 'faith', such as it is, isn't doing the business for him, but he is scared to admit it! Actually that seems to be true of a number of the more uptight Christian posters, including one who has been quiet for a while.

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Re: Who would be your Jonah?
« Reply #62 on: September 13, 2015, 05:26:25 PM »
I would throw militant atheists overboard but don't fear though............Turds float.

A bit bitchy there Vlad, not having a very good day?

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If Vlad's posts are an indication of his demeanour, he seldom has good days! Maybe his 'faith', such as it is, isn't doing the business for him, but he is scared to admit it! Actually that seems to be true of a number of the more uptight Christian posters, including one who has been quiet for a while.
Even if that were the case Floo, I've seen what atheism has done for you.......No thanks.

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Re: Who would be your Jonah?
« Reply #63 on: September 13, 2015, 06:23:35 PM »
You, Floo. Because you would taste so awful the 'fish' would spit you out again.

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Re: Who would be your Jonah?
« Reply #64 on: September 13, 2015, 06:41:11 PM »
I would throw militant atheists overboard but don't fear though............Turds float.

A bit bitchy there Vlad, not having a very good day?

ippy

If Vlad's posts are an indication of his demeanour, he seldom has good days! Maybe his 'faith', such as it is, isn't doing the business for him, but he is scared to admit it! Actually that seems to be true of a number of the more uptight Christian posters, including one who has been quiet for a while.
Even if that were the case Floo, I've seen what atheism has done for you.......No thanks.

Actually I am an agnostic!

I have seen what your faith does for you, and if I didn't know that some Christians are very decent people I would think that the faith turns people into unpleasant pieces of the proverbial just like you!

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Re: Who would be your Jonah?
« Reply #65 on: September 13, 2015, 06:41:35 PM »
You, Floo. Because you would taste so awful the 'fish' would spit you out again.

Most likely! ;D

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Re: Who would be your Jonah?
« Reply #66 on: September 13, 2015, 06:45:09 PM »
I would throw militant atheists overboard but don't fear though............Turds float.

A bit bitchy there Vlad, not having a very good day?

ippy

If Vlad's posts are an indication of his demeanour, he seldom has good days! Maybe his 'faith', such as it is, isn't doing the business for him, but he is scared to admit it! Actually that seems to be true of a number of the more uptight Christian posters, including one who has been quiet for a while.
Even if that were the case Floo, I've seen what atheism has done for you.......No thanks.

Actually I am an agnostic!

I have seen what your faith does for you, and if I didn't know that some Christians are very decent people I would think that the faith turns people into unpleasant pieces of the proverbial just like you!

Like evolution, you don't understand agnosticism. It is not part of a continuum between theism and atheism. It is perfectly possible to be an agnostic theist or atheist. One is a statement about knowledge, the other about belief.