That is really sad!
Oh you’ll never get to heaven,
On a Jumbo Jet,
Cause the Lord ain’t got
No runways yet.
Oh you’ll never get to heaven,
In a sardine tin,
Cause a sardine tin’s,
Got sardines in.
Oh you’ll never get to heaven,
In an old Ford car,
Cause an old Ford car,
Won’t get that far.
Chorus
There’s just three things,
You must not do,
You must not swear,
Nor spit, nor chew.
If you ever get to heaven,
Before I do,
Just dig a hole,
And pull me through.