The more I read this board the more I believe I need a....

[Aruntraveller]

their evil surpassed anything we can do today.

Really?

[Maeght]

'God was the one person ...'

I don't think I've heard God described as a person before.

[floo]

'God was the one person ...'

I don't think I've heard God described as a person before.

The deity is a person created by humans with all their worst characteristics!

[OH MY WORLD!]

If that is so why did you pray to angels to give you a sign floo? Why did you write a prayer thanking the Lord? If that is so floo, why did you set up a shrine at your gate for the conned to pray at?

[Sassy]

'God was the one person ...'

I don't think I've heard God described as a person before.

The deity is a person created by humans with all their worst characteristics!

I can see how that is true for yourself, if you are claiming that is why you see God with those terrible characteristics. Otherwise it is an assumption based on how you see God and why you see him that way. But as God existed before you did, his existence is hardly created by you.

[Maeght]

Any links or sources for the claim about the Chester Legion's record of crucifying Jesus yet Sassy?

[Owlswing]

The witches handbook.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HNtIVzBMgc

Bump for J C

Title, and publisher, of this "Witches Handbook", please.

[OH MY WORLD!]

Matty, you can't be getting your panties in a twist after you wrote "The Christian Book of Religious Rubbish  Author Sassy", and I replied with a video mocking your witchamacallit. Play fair.

Do you know what a chicken sand_witch is? A witch on the beach who's afraid to get in the water.

[OH MY WORLD!]

So did I.

[Owlswing]

Matty, you can't be getting your panties in a twist after you wrote "The Christian Book of Religious Rubbish  Author Sassy", and I replied with a video mocking your witchamacallit. Play fair.

Do you know what a chicken sand_witch is? A witch on the beach who's afraid to get in the water.

My panties are not twisted - I merely requested further information on a post by you. The days of you winding me up are long gone - fortunately I got some sage advice from others on this Forum, who dislike you and you wumming as much as I do, as to how to prevent twisted-knicker syndrome.

You relied with a video! Oh, I see you really do not READ posts, do you? You see what you want to see not what is written - if you bothered to read the posts you would see that I haven't followed up any link you have posted since the third or fouth one you posted after I joined this forum.

Play fair? - You have no understanding of the concept of fair play.

What is a Satanic exorcism? - Calling in the Devil to get the priest out of your son.

What is the difference between a Christian Priest and Acne? - Acne has the decency to wait until you are 15 before coming on your face.

[Owlswing]

I expect Matthew has heard them all before.

As it's coming up to Halloween, here's some more 

Regrettably yes, many times! Some of them are so old they have beards longer than Dumbledore's.

Two small points in connection with witches:

1 - A witch is a witch is a witch - male or female both are referred to as witch.

2 - The reason for the above is that, in the Craft, warlock means traitor or oath-breaker.

Other than that, as Mr C clearly doesn't understand, unlike Christians, witches van laugh at themselves - including jokes about them!