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Elvis v immigrants ;-)
« on: September 26, 2015, 06:51:15 PM »
"In 1977, there were 127 Elvis impersonators.  BY 2002 there were 85000.  At that rate of growth, by 2019, a third of the world's population will be Elvis impersonators.  And Britain First bleat about immigrants taking over??"http://on.fb.me/1KFoF0M (on Facebook)
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Re: Elvis v immigrants ;-)
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2015, 11:41:58 PM »
Quote from: Hope on September 26, 2015, 06:51:15 PM
"In 1977, there were 127 Elvis impersonators.  BY 2002 there were 85000.  At that rate of growth, by 2019, a third of the world's population will be Elvis impersonators.  And Britain First bleat about immigrants taking over??"http://on.fb.me/1KFoF0M (on Facebook)

Hope, one of the best Elvis impersonators I've seen was a Chinese chap that was unmistakably Chinese, he was tremendous fun with it; what a treat.

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Re: Elvis v immigrants ;-)
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2015, 03:42:51 PM »
Quote from: Hope on September 26, 2015, 06:51:15 PM
"In 1977, there were 127 Elvis impersonators.  BY 2002 there were 85000.  At that rate of growth, by 2019, a third of the world's population will be Elvis impersonators.  And Britain First bleat about immigrants taking over??"http://on.fb.me/1KFoF0M (on Facebook)
Elvis impersonators, coming over here, stealing our jobs......
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Re: Elvis v immigrants ;-)
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2015, 03:50:10 PM »
I'd say one Elvis impersonator is one Elvis impersonator too many.
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Re: Elvis v immigrants ;-)
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2015, 04:00:52 PM »
They'll change our way of life you know. Expect a brylcreme shortage and demands for the wearing of silver lame in public.
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Re: Elvis v immigrants ;-)
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2015, 05:11:54 PM »
There are so many immigrants here that one of them trod on my foot yesterday. I said to him "don't you step on my blue suede shoes".
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Re: Elvis v immigrants ;-)
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2015, 05:21:37 PM »
Quote from: jeremyp on September 27, 2015, 05:11:54 PM
There are so many immigrants here that one of them trod on my foot yesterday. I said to him "don't you step on my blue suede shoes".
And where would a huge influx of Elvis impersonators end up?
....................In the Ghetto?
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« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2015, 05:22:58 PM »
Quote from: Vlad on September 27, 2015, 05:21:37 PM
Quote from: jeremyp on September 27, 2015, 05:11:54 PM
There are so many immigrants here that one of them trod on my foot yesterday. I said to him "don't you step on my blue suede shoes".
And where would a huge influx of Elvis impersonators end up?
....................In the Ghetto?
Probably Crying in the Chapel  ;)
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Re: Elvis v immigrants ;-)
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2015, 05:24:23 PM »
You lot have such Suspicious Minds.
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Re: Elvis v immigrants ;-)
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2015, 05:27:26 PM »
Quote from: Shaker on September 27, 2015, 05:22:58 PM
Quote from: Vlad on September 27, 2015, 05:21:37 PM
Quote from: jeremyp on September 27, 2015, 05:11:54 PM
There are so many immigrants here that one of them trod on my foot yesterday. I said to him "don't you step on my blue suede shoes".
And where would a huge influx of Elvis impersonators end up?
....................In the Ghetto?
Probably Crying in the Chapel  ;)
An antitheist comedian was about to appear as a warm up act for Elvis but apparently couldn't because he felt a little funny.........Elvis told him to go ''Ho Ho Hon yeaeaeh'' before it wore off.
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Re: Elvis v immigrants ;-)
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2015, 05:28:01 PM »
Quote from: Vlad on September 27, 2015, 05:21:37 PM
Quote from: jeremyp on September 27, 2015, 05:11:54 PM
There are so many immigrants here that one of them trod on my foot yesterday. I said to him "don't you step on my blue suede shoes".
And where would a huge influx of Elvis impersonators end up?
....................In the Ghetto?

The successful ones can afford a room at the Heartbreak Hotel.
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Re: Elvis v immigrants ;-)
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2015, 05:37:40 PM »
Quote from: jeremyp on September 27, 2015, 05:28:01 PM
Quote from: Vlad on September 27, 2015, 05:21:37 PM
Quote from: jeremyp on September 27, 2015, 05:11:54 PM
There are so many immigrants here that one of them trod on my foot yesterday. I said to him "don't you step on my blue suede shoes".
And where would a huge influx of Elvis impersonators end up?
....................In the Ghetto?

The successful ones can afford a room at the Heartbreak Hotel.
Several Elvis impersonators make small keepsakes which they fashion out of sticks and odd offcuts of wood. I have an example of several of these sculptings.......but ''I don't have a wooden heart''.
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« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2015, 05:44:55 PM »
Which does nothing to address the issues around Elvis impersonators. A little less conversation, a little more action, please.
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« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2015, 05:47:03 PM »
Quote from: Rhiannon on September 27, 2015, 05:44:55 PM
Which does nothing to address the issues around Elvis impersonators. A little less conversation, a little more action, please.
They also fashion things out of stones......one Elvis impersonator made a jailhouse rock.
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« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2015, 05:57:46 PM »
Quote from: jeremyp on September 27, 2015, 05:11:54 PM
There are so many immigrants here that one of them trod on my foot yesterday. I said to him "don't you step on my blue suede shoes".

'Uh ha'

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Re: Elvis v immigrants ;-)
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2015, 06:37:22 PM »
I heard that a TV chef has hired a bunch of Elvis impersonators to be in his band of mercenaries. They're looking for somewhere to live because Oliver's army is here to stay.

Nobody said it had to be Elvis Presley did they?
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Re: Elvis v immigrants ;-)
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2015, 06:45:03 PM »
Quote from: jeremyp on September 27, 2015, 06:37:22 PM
I heard that a TV chef has hired a bunch of Elvis impersonators to be in his band of mercenaries. They're looking for somewhere to live because Oliver's army is here to stay.

Nobody said it had to be Elvis Presley did they?
You're on the wrong thread but don't worry......accidents will happen...
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« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2015, 07:04:55 PM »
Quote from: Vlad on September 27, 2015, 06:45:03 PM
Quote from: jeremyp on September 27, 2015, 06:37:22 PM
I heard that a TV chef has hired a bunch of Elvis impersonators to be in his band of mercenaries. They're looking for somewhere to live because Oliver's army is here to stay.

Nobody said it had to be Elvis Presley did they?
You're on the wrong thread but don't worry......accidents will happen...

If you guys keep this up you'll have me crying in the chapel!
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Re: Elvis v immigrants ;-)
« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2015, 07:17:30 PM »
Done that one  :P
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« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2015, 08:38:58 PM »
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« Reply #20 on: September 27, 2015, 08:52:33 PM »
 ;D
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« Reply #21 on: September 27, 2015, 09:00:29 PM »
Elvis was very capabable.

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Re: Elvis v immigrants ;-)
« Reply #22 on: September 27, 2015, 11:10:55 PM »
A bunch of Elvis impersonators were supposed to be doing a charity gig  following Marcel Marceau, but every time they went near the stage he (and the rest of his support cast) would stop and stare at them.

After several attempts to get on stage the Elvises (Elvese?) started to argue about which of them should go on first. Eventually the stage manager ran over and demanded that they all get on stage.

At which point one of them told him, "But we can't go on together, with suspicious mimes..."
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« Reply #23 on: September 28, 2015, 09:03:53 AM »
Quote from: Rhiannon on September 27, 2015, 05:44:55 PM
Which does nothing to address the issues around Elvis impersonators. A little less conversation, a little more action, please.
Quite so.  It's Now or Never.

These things are always on my mind.
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« Reply #24 on: September 28, 2015, 09:56:12 AM »
It's been interesting to see the humour this has created, but it is clear that some here haven't realised the nature of Britain First.  http://www.britainfirst.org/
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