Vlad's daily ritual?
1. Cut out some words ending in 'ism'.
2. Throw them randomly on the floor.
3. Go to turd cupboard and select a nice one from collection.
4. Polish turd.
5. Throw turd on words.
6. Carefully pick up turd.
7. Remove those words which have stuck to turd.
8. List them out, adding 'philosophical' to the mix, create a phrase.
9. Log on to Religion and Ethics Forum.................
('Dawkins' and 'Secularist' versions are also available)