Well floo, it's all out in the public domain about how seriously we should take those experiences you claim going on in your home. (Brother Doli Tom Ruffles)
Some sort of experience that you won't tell us about? How very convenient for you. If your hubby won't tell you about this experience he had, perhaps you should shut up about it.
So I am curious about who this Lord is that you prayed to and asked for help and forgiveness from when you wrote this masterpiece.
"Lord,
Thank goodness you know me,
because I don't always know myself!
I suppose there is a purpose to the MENOPAUSE,
forgive me when I fail to see it!"
OH MY WORLD!! Too funny you!!