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SqueakyVoice

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A prayer for Christmas
« on: November 27, 2015, 04:24:13 PM »
When I was 5, I prayed to God and asked him for a bike for Christmas.

But I didn't get a bike.

When I was 6, I prayed to God and asked him for a bike for Christmas.

But I didn't get a bike.

When I was 7, I realised that prayer doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

And I got a bike!


(C) Emo Philips
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Walt Zingmatilder

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Re: A prayer for Christmas
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2015, 05:58:57 PM »
Apparently Emo Phillips was about to go on stage but couldn't because ''He felt a little funny''...........His manager told him to get on quick before it wore off.
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Re: A prayer for Christmas
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2015, 12:43:43 PM »
That is short version of the original joke
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