We did this one a while ago.
At that time I made a sensible contribution regarding an unpaid Hindu chaplain whom I know.
I will not repeat myself, so here is an old non pc joke.
A Jewish bloke walks across a road, and is struck by a lorry. He is obviously dying. An RC Priest walks over, kneels next to him and asks "Do you believe in the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost"?
The Jewish bloke replies "What? I'm lying here dying, and you ask me riddles?"