Are you American? I ask only because you seem to be utterly tone-deaf to sarcasm.
No, I get sarcasm but, oh yes there's a but, but I want to see what opinion people have about this. Just mocking darkies or pristine white women when it has been a seismic incident in Germany doesn't cut it for me, nor does deflecting it onto ancient Christianity or racists, or blaming the women themselves, sarcastically or not.
The Germans described it as "a completely new dimension of crime" and there has been over 500 criminal complaints 40% of which allege sexual assault.
They have also said "The men suspected of attacking women in Cologne on New Year's Eve were "almost exclusively" from a migration background, mainly North African Arab yet people concentrate on whiteys and white people do crime as well.